You have 1 million yuan in assets and decide to use 700,000 yuan of it to buy a cryptocurrency.
On the first day, the coin fell by 1%, and you lost 7,000 yuan, but you didn't care, thinking that the price would rise sooner or later.
On the second day, the price fell by another 3%, and you lost nearly 20,000 yuan, but you still firmly believed that it would rise again.
On the third day, the price rose by 2%, and you recovered about 10,000 yuan of losses. Your mood improved slightly, and you felt that everything was under control.
On the fourth day, the price of the coin suddenly plummeted by 20%, and you lost 140,000 yuan. You began to feel uneasy and hoped that it would rebound the next day.
On the fifth day, the price of the coin rebounded by 5%, and you breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that there were still rules to follow in currency trading.
On the sixth day, the price of the coin rose by another 1%. Although the increase was not large, at least there was hope of making a profit, and you felt satisfied.
On the seventh day, the price of the coin rose by another 1%, and you began to look forward to the future trend. On the eighth day, the price of the currency continued to rise slowly, but you remained optimistic and believed that you would get your money back one day. On the ninth day, the price of the currency suddenly plummeted by 30%. You began to panic and wondered if you had chosen the wrong currency. On the tenth day, the price of the currency fell another 10%, and you felt angry and disappointed. On the eleventh day, the price of the currency entered a sideways consolidation period. You saw someone on the Internet saying that this was a bottoming signal. You believed that the market was accumulating momentum and firmly believed that the price of the currency would rebound soon. In the following week, the price of the currency continued to go sideways. You learned more about cryptocurrency online and believed that this was the "main force accumulation stage", so you continued to hold the currency. A month later, the price of the currency not only did not rise, but continued to fall by 20%. You began to feel numb and thought that it would be great if you could get your money back. You decided to withdraw the funds and stay away from cryptocurrency. But things did not go as you wished. The price of the currency continued to fall. At this time, you finally understood the concept of "stop loss". You struggled painfully in your heart, not knowing whether to liquidate or continue to hold. At this moment, one of your friends told you that a new coin has soared by 200% recently, and shared his "leading strategy". You believed it, sold the coins in your hands, and told yourself that you would come back to cover your position after making enough money on the new coin, and hold it for a long time after you get your money back.
Through this process, do you understand the root cause of the loss in coin speculation?
There is a method of cryptocurrency trading that is known as the "dumbest but most effective" method, which is said to be able to achieve almost 100% profit. The method is actually very simple, with only four steps: selecting coins, buying, position management, and selling. He has figured out every detail clearly, and now I will share this method with you. Step 1: Choose a currency
Open the daily chart and focus only on the MACD indicator at the daily level. Choose those currencies with MACD golden cross, preferably above the zero axis, as this signal usually works best.
📉【US Stocks Experience One-Day Rally Before 'Triple Witching' Day】 Today (March 21, 2025), US stocks quickly fell back after a brief rebound on the eve of 'Triple Witching Day' (the expiration of options, futures, and indexes). The three major indexes collectively closed lower. Despite US February existing home sales exceeding expectations and mixed unemployment data, concerns remain about the fragility of economic recovery and the uncertainty of Federal Reserve policies. The S&P 500 fell 0.22%, the Nasdaq dropped 0.33%, and the Dow Jones dipped 0.03%. Defensive sectors like energy and utilities rose against the trend, while technology stocks and quantum computing concept stocks faced heavy losses.
⚡【Quantum Computing Stocks Plummet】 After NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang announced the establishment of a quantum research lab in Boston, market concerns over the commercialization prospects of quantum computing intensified, leading to the sell-off of related stocks: Kingsoft Cloud ADR fell over 10%, while QMCO and QBTS plummeted 16.2% and 18%, respectively. Huang candidly stated, "I didn't know there were quantum companies listed," further undermining investor confidence, with the sector overall declining by 3%-18%. Analysts believe that insufficient maturity of quantum technology, combined with a retreat in market speculation, has led to a valuation correction in the sector.
🔥【Calling 'Hubby' is so outdated! The wildest 21 spouse titles for 2025】💥 (Collection version, even the civil affairs bureau dares not teach these)👇
💘 Post-00s slang version ATM human-shaped cash machine / Key monitoring target of anti-fraud center / Human-shaped warm baby trial version
👩❤️👨 Limited edition for the romantic period National first-class smooth-hair coach / Legal pet owner / Heart-throbbing crusher holder
🍯 High-sweet code version "My home 185" / "Private ChatGPT" / Human fascia gun (specializes in treating back pain)
🎮 Cyber couple version VIP teammate in the game of life / Real-life co-op player / Emotional value supplier
💸 Realism version School district housing group purchase partner / Main borrower of mortgage / Permanent meal buddy for Meituan two-person meals
🤪 Silly literature version Bald gene heir / Toilet director (in charge of mobile phone usage rights in the restroom) / Survivor of the civil affairs bureau gambling game
⚠️ Fun fact: The divorce rate for those called 'Pet Owner' is 38% lower than for those called 'Hubby'! #New positions in gender relations #Quick accumulation of social currency 👇 What does your significant other call? 💬
🔥【Did Musk Drag Tesla into the Abyss? 2025 Stock Price Plummets by 60% Warning!】🚨 🇺🇸FBI Anti-Terror Investigation Launched! Tesla Factory Mysteriously Set on Fire, Berlin Gigafactory Experiences Power Outage and Production Halt, Musk Furious: This is "Eco-Terrorism"! 🔥 Radical Groups Admit to the Crime, Global Supply Chain Further Strained. 🪓【Deadly Double-Edged Sword】 ✅Musk's X Platform Attracts 250 Million Followers, But Offends Mainstream Market Due to Anti-Vaccine and Pro-Trump Stance ✅U.S. Department of Transportation Investigates Tesla Autopilot Death Cases, EU Accuses of Data Monopolization ✅Investment Banks Warn: If Musk Fully Supports Trump in 2024, Tesla May Become a Political Sacrifice 📉【$135 Lifeline】 ⚡Bullish Beliefs Collapse: Q1 Deliveries Plummet by 20%, Gross Margin Cut in Half, Cybertruck Production Ramp-Up Moves at a Snail's Pace ⚡Bears Celebrate: ARK Fund Estimates "True Value Only $80", Goldman Sachs Warns of Chinese Automakers' Encirclement ⚡Is Musk Betting on Humanoid Robots? Experts Scoff: It's Just Pie in the Sky! 🌪️"Iron Man" is Turning Tesla into the Eye of the Storm—Is He a Genius Leader or a Self-Destructive CEO? Bet in the Comments Below 👇 #TeslaMassExodus #MuskPoliticalGamble #Buy the Dip or Escape?🚀💣
🚨【1 Euro buys a century-old house in Italy!】🇮🇹 A large number of houses in Italy are being sold for 1 Euro, with the only requirement being that buyers must renovate the houses within three years. Why is that? The mayor of the town is crying in desperation: If no one comes, this place will become a "ghost town"! 💔 Destroyed by World War II + population outflow, the medieval town of 1200 people has only 40 empty houses left. The government is reluctantly selling them off: take it for 1 Euro, but you must renovate within 3 years! 🛠️
✨【The Truth About the Bargain】✨ ✅ No deposit! Save 2000-5000 Euros in security deposit ✅ Professional construction team included! Hand-on-hand guidance for renovating your Renaissance house 🏰 ❌ But renovation costs start at 20,000 Euros! Is it more expensive than renovations in Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou? 😱 🔥 Many people are competing for houses? It's a race to see who has the cooler and faster renovation plan! ⚡
Behind this is the lament of over 2000 villages in Italy — young people have all left, schools and hospitals have closed, and the population has halved in 50 years. 1 Euro is not a pie in the sky, but a cry from an ancient civilization to global capital: Save our open-air art galleries! 🎭
【Lei Jun Throws Watermelon from 6th Floor to Reveal Black Technology! Unveiling Xiaomi Car's 'Bulletproof Coating' How Hardcore It Is】
🔥 Watermelon Experiment Shocks the Internet: Lei Jun threw a watermelon coated with 'bulletproof coating' from the 6th floor (about 18 meters), and it remained intact after hitting the ground three times. Netizens exclaimed, 'Not even an axe can cut it!' This is not magic, but the black technology of the Xiaomi SU7 Ultra battery pack.
🔬 Coating Material Reveal: 1️⃣ Military-grade Composite Material: Jointly developed with the Chinese Academy of Sciences, it combines aerospace-grade Kevlar fiber (bulletproof vest material) and graphene nanotechnology to form a protective layer that balances hardness and flexibility. 2️⃣ Upgraded Polyurea Material: The third generation of polyaspartate polyurea, with impact resistance 13 times that of traditional PVC, and wear resistance comparable to carbon steel. 3️⃣ Nano-level Process: A 2.3 mm thin layer can absorb 90% of impact kinetic energy, 87% lighter than traditional steel plates, yet capable of resisting impacts from 9mm bullets.
🚗 Car Application Effects are Explosive: ✅ Battery Pack 'Diamond Shield': The bottom of the Xiaomi SU7 Ultra uses this coating, increasing puncture resistance by 13 times and reducing the risk of spontaneous combustion from scraping the bottom. ✅ Extreme Testing Passed: Survived 8-ton weight crushing, flame burning, needle puncture tests, and even simulated impacts at 60 km/h. ✅ Weight Reduction and Increased Range: 35% lighter than traditional metal protection, helping electric vehicles increase range by 8%.
💡 Industry Disruptive Significance: - Traditional luxury car users (BBA/Porsche, etc.) account for 80-90% of the first batch of Xiaomi SU7 Ultra owners, with a price of 529,900 hitting the high-end market. - Analysts predict: Bulletproof coating technology will create a market scale of 20 billion, potentially becoming a standard safety feature for new energy vehicles in the future.
👉 Netizens: 'Suggest developing bulletproof phone cases' 'Can it prevent falling objects if coated all over?' #XiaomiCar #BulletproofBlackTechnology #NewEnergySafety
Is the meat okay this time? 3 bnb 90 dollars for seasoning
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🚨【Binance Wallet × PancakeSwap Limited Time New Token Offering! Bedrock $BR Exclusive TGE is Over?】🚨 ⏰ - Start: March 20, 18:00 (UTC+8) - End: March 20, 20:00 (UTC+8)
🔥 Get Rich Formula: - Token Price: $0.025, total supply 5% released, will it double upon launch? - Subscription Limit: 3 BNB per wallet, even small funds can participate! - Historical Performance: The last two rounds $SHELL, $BMT launched with a surge of 60%+, will this time $BR break records?
💡 What is Bedrock: - New way to earn Bitcoin: Through uniBTC liquidity staking, hold coins to earn interest without delaying trading, unlocking trillions in Bitcoin ecological dividends; - Multi-chain staking protocol: BNB, BTC, ETH all in one, earnings automatically compounded!
📲 3-step Getting Started Guide: 1️⃣ Transfer BNB to wallet from Binance (save 90% on on-chain gas fees); 2️⃣ Homepage announcement entrance → Stake BNB to subscribe; 3️⃣ Claim tokens at 20:00 on time, wait for the opening!
🚀 Hidden Benefits: - Binance Wallet's past TGE projects (like $SHELL) directly accessed Binance spot within 48 hours, getting in means profit; - Supported by PancakeSwap V4, zero slippage + cross-chain aggregation, save another 50% on fees when selling!
🚨【Binance Wallet × PancakeSwap Limited Time New Token Offering! Bedrock $BR Exclusive TGE is Over?】🚨 ⏰ - Start: March 20, 18:00 (UTC+8) - End: March 20, 20:00 (UTC+8)
🔥 Get Rich Formula: - Token Price: $0.025, total supply 5% released, will it double upon launch? - Subscription Limit: 3 BNB per wallet, even small funds can participate! - Historical Performance: The last two rounds $SHELL, $BMT launched with a surge of 60%+, will this time $BR break records?
💡 What is Bedrock: - New way to earn Bitcoin: Through uniBTC liquidity staking, hold coins to earn interest without delaying trading, unlocking trillions in Bitcoin ecological dividends; - Multi-chain staking protocol: BNB, BTC, ETH all in one, earnings automatically compounded!
📲 3-step Getting Started Guide: 1️⃣ Transfer BNB to wallet from Binance (save 90% on on-chain gas fees); 2️⃣ Homepage announcement entrance → Stake BNB to subscribe; 3️⃣ Claim tokens at 20:00 on time, wait for the opening!
🚀 Hidden Benefits: - Binance Wallet's past TGE projects (like $SHELL) directly accessed Binance spot within 48 hours, getting in means profit; - Supported by PancakeSwap V4, zero slippage + cross-chain aggregation, save another 50% on fees when selling!
💡 Steady Profit Strategy Sharing: 1. Open short positions on 9 projects simultaneously, with a maximum of 2 in spot trading to hedge against liquidation risk (losing 2 to gain 7, clear mathematical advantage). 2. Technical Skills: Shorting at the upper Bollinger Band has a higher success rate, combined with Binance Alpha market depth for precise volatility timing. 3. BNB Chain Ecosystem Explosion: Most of these projects are rooted in #BNBChain, don’t miss out on staking and voting dividends! 【New Binance Contracts! 25x Leverage Trading Opportunities Delivered Fast】
🔥 Key Timeline: - March 20, 17:00 (GMT+8): $TUTUSDT perpetual contract goes live, Middle Eastern capital + AI concept, maximum hype - March 20, 17:30: $BIDUSDT launches simultaneously! A new favorite in the BSC chain community, hype is off the charts - March 21-22: Broccoli Series ($BROCCOLI714, $BROCCOLIF3B) launch in succession, Meme + practical dual narrative, followed by $SIREN (Alarm Protocol) and $BANANAS31 (King of Scale Indicators) as the grand finale!
🔗 Official Announcement: https://www.binance.com/zh-CN/support/announcement/detail/347f9455d9b94d258498df2e2d5e56a7
🔥【Powell Saves the Market Late at Night! S&P Violently Rebounds to Create 8-Month High, Gold Breaks $3050 in Epic Surge🚀】
👉🏻Federal Reserve Nuclear-Level Actions: 1️⃣ The Dove King Returns: Powell Unleashes "Temporary Inflation Theory 2.0", Implies "No Need for Aggressive Rate Hikes", Two-Year U.S. Treasury Yield Plummets by 10 Basis Points Below 4% 2️⃣ Epic Stock and Bond Surge: S&P Soars 1.08% to Achieve Best Decision Day Since July Last Year, Nasdaq Skyrockets 1.41%, Tesla Jumps 4.7% Igniting Tech Stocks 3️⃣ Gold Breaks Through the Roof: Spot Gold Price Breaks Through $3000/$3050 Milestones, Global Capital Frenzily Snatches Up Safe-Haven Assets Setting Historical High
💥Three Deadly Signals: ▫️The Federal Reserve Starts to Cut Balance Sheet in April by Half to $60 Billion, Indirectly "Injecting Liquidity" to Sustain Market ▫️Dot Plot Dismisses Rate Cuts Twice This Year, Policy Shift More Dovish Than Market Expected ▫️Powell Claims Tariff Impact is "Negligible", Trump's Tariff War Becomes a New Gamble
📈Full List of Winners: ✅ Tech Giants: Nvidia Rises 1.8%, Apple Breaks Previous High, Huang Renxun States "AI Spending is Expanding to the Cloud" ✅ Gold Mining Dominator: Shandong Gold's Market Value Breaks 376.4 Billion, Chifeng Gold Soars 2% in a Single Day ✅ Panic Hedge: Bitcoin's Hourly Trading Volume Surges by 93 Units, Turkish Lira Plummets as Funds Escape to Crypto Market
⚠️Late Night Alert: - Turkey's Stocks, Bonds, and Currency Suffer a Triple Kill, Lira Plummets 14.5% to Create Historical Low - Federal Reserve Stagflation Alert: GDP Forecast Cut to 1.7%, Core Inflation Expected to Soar to 2.7%
Turkey's stock, bond, and currency crisis: stock market circuit breaker, Turkish lira depreciates by 10% against the dollar, what happened? 🔥【Breaking! Turkey's Collapse Last Night: Stock Market Circuit Breaker, Lira Plummets, National Debt Explodes!】🇹🇷💥
👉🏻 A triple blow: 1️⃣ Stock Market Circuit Breaker: BIST-100 index plummeted 6.87% triggering a circuit breaker, bank stocks plunged 9.2%, marking the largest decline in two years. 2️⃣ Currency Collapse: Lira depreciated by 14.5% against the dollar in one day, historically breaking the 40 mark! 1 USD = 41 Lira, the price of bread has risen by 210% since 2020. 3️⃣ National Debt Explosion: 10-year government bond yield soared to 28.78%, Moody's downgraded to junk status, capital is fleeing wildly.
🕵️ The Trigger Explained: ⚡ President Erdogan arrests his number one political rival - Istanbul Mayor Imamoglu! The opposition leader was scheduled to officially announce his presidential campaign this week but was jailed overnight on charges of “corruption + terrorism”. ⚡ Public Panic: Lira deposits evaporated by 25% in a month, gold shops are filled with citizens rushing to buy dollars and gold, minimum wage purchasing power has shrunk by 58%.
💣 Deep Crisis: ▫️ Erdogan's “interest rate cut to combat inflation” curse: Interest rates at 42% still fail to keep up with 55% core inflation, lira has depreciated by 60% in two years. ▫️ $450 billion in foreign debt looming! 40% short-term debt + energy import costs skyrocketing by 35%, the economy has fallen into a death spiral.
🌍 Global Alert: ⚠️ Is a domino effect in emerging markets starting? Turkey's foreign investment share plummeted from 65% to 28%, Fed's 6.5% rate hike draining liquidity. ⚠️ Binance BTC/TRY trading volume surged by 93 in one hour, panic funds flooding into cryptocurrency.
📉 What’s the next step: ▫️ Will Erdogan seek help from the IMF? Foreign reserves remaining at only $60 billion, an $8 billion bailout is just a drop in the bucket. ▫️ Bottom fishing trap or a precursor to collapse? Bank non-performing loan ratio at 12%, corporate layoffs spreading, do you dare to catch falling knives?
🔥【BNB Ecosystem Dark Horse Soars! $TUT Daily Surge of 350% Hits All-Time High🚀】 👉🏻 Core Highlights Overview: 1️⃣ 13x Comeback Myth - From testing coin tutorial tools to a market cap of $266 million, $TUT with its narrative of "Education + Storage + Meme" skyrocketed 1300% in 7 days - All-time high of $0.06043 (3/20), supported by Binance Spotlight project, CZ personally interacted to ignite the community
2️⃣ Middle Eastern Capital Heavy Investment - Dubai royal family invested $200 million in ecological partner $PALU, explosive growth in cross-border payments + metaverse infrastructure - Net fund inflow on BSC chain exceeded $8.37 million in a single day, crushing Ethereum! Alpha sector dark horses frequently appear
3️⃣ Logic of Hundredfold Coin Candidates ✅ $TUT: Binds to BNB Greenfield storage ecosystem, educational credentials may become Web3 employment pass ✅ $PALU: Worker culture Meme + technical endorsement from Middle Eastern payment giants, gaining momentum after correction for a second wave ✅ $CHEEMS: Revival of Shiba culture, 68% token burn mechanism + 65,000 community addresses supporting
⚠️ Risk Warning: - Concentration of whale holdings ($TUT top 10 addresses control 68%) - Small market cap tokens on BNB chain have over 300% turnover rate in 24 hours, highly volatile
🎯 Next Explosion Point: 3/20 Binance AMA event may announce ecological cooperation, can $TUT education protocol + $PALU payment network + $CHEEMS cultural IP open a three-line bull market?
#BNB Ecosystem #Hundredfold Coin Candidates #Middle Eastern Capital Entry
📌 Core Highlights: 1️⃣ Strategic Rebirth: Once the "Ethereum Killer," EOS fully transforms into a Web3 banking operating system, with the token $EOS being exchanged 1:1 for $Vaulta, exchange portal opens on May 28! 2️⃣ Bitcoin Financial Revolution: Integrating the exSat Bitcoin banking solution, connecting the entire chain of BTC interest, lending, and insurance, creating a new channel for traditional funds to enter the blockchain! 3️⃣ Institutional Allies: Partnering with Standard Chartered Bank, Ceffu, and other giants to establish a Financial Compliance Advisory Committee, standardizing Web3 financial infrastructure! 4️⃣ Technical Ace: No downtime, low gas fees, instantaneous settlement, seven years of zero incidents, EOS's underlying architecture upgraded to a "bank-grade operating system"!
💥 Market Reaction: After the announcement, $EOS surged over 30% in 24 hours, breaking through resistance levels weekly, with candlestick charts showing clear signs of strong buying!
🔮 Opportunities for Regular People: ✅ Hold tokens for passive income: New token staking expected annualized returns of 17%+ exclusive RWA investment channels ✅ Airdrop Ambush: Ecosystem projects like exSat may interact or distribute rewards #CryptoRevolution #OldTreeBlooms
🔥【Pre-mint the Alkanes protocol's first generation token $METHANE! Seize the new opportunity of Bitcoin L1 smart contracts 🚀】
📢 Core Highlights: 1️⃣ Technological Innovation: Alkanes is a Bitcoin Layer1 native smart contract platform, written in Rust and compiled to WASM, achieving decentralized data storage through OP_RETURN and Runestones, truly bringing smart contracts to the Bitcoin network! [Official Documentation](https://alkanes.build/docs/learn/intro) 2️⃣ Token Economics: The first protocol token $METHANE has a total supply of 1 billion tokens (100,000 cards × 10,000 tokens), with a minting fee of only 0.00001 BTC per card! Current minting progress is 4%, and after contract repairs, it may trigger a buying frenzy 🔥 3️⃣ Airdrop Expectations: The associated token $DIESEL has a total supply of 1.56 million tokens, with a fixed supply + block reward mechanism. Early interaction with the OYL wallet may have a chance to capture the airdrop! [Details](https://alkanes.build/docs/learn/diesel)
⚡ Action Guide: ✅ Install [OYL Wallet](https://alkanes.build), recharge to the bc1q prefixed Native SegWit address ✅ Prepare sufficient BTC to pay for Gas fees, and wait for the official announcement from @mintalkanes regarding the repairs ✅ Click mint at the first opportunity to seize early benefits!
💡 Project Endorsement: 🔸 OYL Wallet received a $3 million investment from @domodata, @CryptoHayes, and others 🔸 The $DIESEL token economic model benchmarks against Bitcoin block rewards, with long-term value potential
🔥【Making over ten thousand a month but can't afford a marinated egg? Unveiling the 'Invisible Poverty' battleground in big cities!】
💸 Record of going bankrupt 3 hours after receiving salary ▫️9:00 received salary message and laughed out loud, by 12:00 the balance wasn't enough to add a marinated egg ▫️Rent deducted 4500 living in a 'million-dollar toilet', after paying off the Huabei I look at the air fryer like it's my enemy ▫️Netizen's comment: "Being a rich woman in Lujiazui? No, I'm working for the landlord and Jack Ma!"
🦸 Urban Assassin's Handbook: Every move is deadly ▫️During rush hour, taxi fares increase by 30%, umbrella thugs at the subway entrance forcibly sell for 35 yuan ▫️Colleague's wedding cost 800, murder mystery game split 150, thyroid nodule check-up took away half a month's milk tea money ▫️Starbucks 45 yuan salt-flavored cold brew becomes social currency, convenience store 18 yuan yogurt becomes wallet assassin
📱 'Exquisite Poor' under the algorithmic hunt ▫️Scrolling Douyin = watching luxury car ads, shopping on Taobao = receiving installment temptations ▫️Workers self-deprecating: "Earning over ten thousand feels like receiving an experience card, the experience content is called 'Debt Life'"
The goal is 100 times but still 2 times short, I have to admit it. The image is right, and the name is right 😂 The investment research ability of a young man in his 20s makes me feel like I've just aged without gaining wisdom.
💸 Host vs Dining Buddy: Who Should Get 10 Times Compensation? 'Splitting the bill was never mentioned when treating, but now everyone is eager to divide the money?' Chen Chen was treated and received 5600 Yuan, but 4 friends surprisingly demanded to split it! Netizens' sharp comment: 'They fought to get the meat, now they fight to split the money?'
⚖️ Lawyer Highlights: This Money Should Not Be Split! Lawyer Jian from Henan Zejin stated: Compensation is based on consumption behavior, the host has the right to enjoy it alone! Friends can't claim if they didn't get sick — 'Plastic brotherhood shattered before 5600 Yuan'
🍲 Magical Compensation Logic: Treating Becomes a 'High-Risk Investment' ▫️ Haidilao's '10 Times Cash Compensation' was originally to salvage their reputation, but unexpectedly became a test of friendship ▫️ Netizens sharply criticized: 'Treating a meal brings out an ancestor, should we sign a waiver before the next meal?'
🤯 High Emotional Intelligence Response Guide ▫️ Hardcore Type: 'You were silent when paying, but talkative when splitting the money?' ▫️ Water-Bearing Type: 'Take the compensation and treat again with hot pot, use magic to defeat magic' ▫️ Clear-Headed Type: 'Should I keep such friends, or burn paper for them on Qingming?'
🔥【A Century-Grade Collapse Scene! The Osaka World Expo Collapses Before It Even Opens: How a Guinness-Grade Joke is Made】
🌊 Wave Impact on 'Craftsman Spirit' 'Global Largest Wooden Structure' RING waterfront collapse of 600 meters, more magical than Tokyo subway rush hour! The design team actually tried to harden the waves with fill soil, perfectly ignoring the common knowledge that 'seawater will erode' — this maneuver made netizens angrily comment: 'Japanese craftsmen have switched careers to perform sea reclamation magic?'
🏆 Guinness's Dark Humor Just a week before the collapse, it won a Guinness record, with netizens sarcastically commenting: 'Is the certification for the world’s fastest collapse speed?' More ironically, the construction party discovered the collapse on February 19, but forced completion to maintain the Guinness certification, only apologizing when they could no longer hide it — this plot is more dramatic than 'Hanzawa Naoki'!
🚧 The Ultimate Interpretation of Construction Aesthetics ▫️ 235 billion yen for shoddy work: After the budget doubled, the 'Priceless Toilet' looks like a temporary shed, 200 million yen was spent on a gender-neutral + no toilet paper 'minimalist performance art' ▫️ Genius Construction Logic: Forcing countries to use Japanese building materials, resulting in only 8 out of 47 national pavilions completed. 12 countries including Argentina directly withdrew from the exhibition, turning this 'international event' into a 'local temple fair'
🐼 China's Pavilion's Dimensional Strike While RING was still performing 'Collapse Immortal', China's pavilion had already topped out last November, with the design of bamboo shadows being sourly referred to by Japanese media as 'Cultural Export Nuclear Bomb'. The mayor of Osaka once kneeled to plead for Chinese tourists to save the scene, only to be scolded by Japanese media for being 'dangerously reliant on China' — this wave of mental split gets a full score from me!
🍜 Exorbitant Survival Guide ▫️ A bowl of soba noodles for 3850 yen (≈190 yuan), suggesting tourists 'bring their own lunch' ▫️ Pre-sale tickets only sold 60%, and the 'virus mascot' was slashed in the face by the public Netizens summed it up brilliantly: 'Is this a World Expo? Clearly, it’s the Osaka edition of 'Squid Game'!'