🇺🇸 Donald Trump: "I ended eight wars. Nobody in the history of the Nobel Prize deserves it more than me."
🇨🇦 Mark Carney: "Phew, President actually started a war against Iran, lost it, and fools everyone by saying he settled it just to win a Nobel. Absolutely crazy." 🤣
The Gilman family is incredibly indebted to you and thanks you very, very much for Bob Gilman being allowed to come home.”
Putin: “They must thank President Trump. It was his initiative.”
Witkoff: “They have thanked President Trump, but they thank you also, sir.”
I want to thank you for endorsing the no shoot policy in Kiev and in Moscow for these three days that allowed us to be able to come here in a safe manner.”
🇷🇺🇺🇸 Putin asked Kushner and Witkoff to convey his “sincere gratitude” to Trump, acknowledging that the U.S. president is entering a difficult stretch but “will not stop trying to resolve the Russian-Ukrainian conflict.”
“We will discuss all the aspects thereof today, and we are ready to provide our vision of how things stand.”
Putin also confirmed Kushner and Witkoff will travel to Kyiv after their talks in Moscow.
🇮🇳🇵🇰 Narendra Modi, after watching too much Bollywood:
“Back then, things were out of control and Pakistan was uncontrollable. There was nothing but disappointment and frustration.
Today, those who spread terrorism have been brought to their knees. If Pakistan tries anything dirty, the Indian Army enters their home and kills them.”
Last “enter their home” episode ended with a captured pilot reviewing the tea. The 2025 sequel came with Pakistan claiming 6 jets. Such generous hosts though. 😂
🚨 The scope of the investigation is without parallel. Mass polygraph tests have never been administered to the top ranks of the U.S. military in modern history.
“I’ve never seen polygraphs employed this broadly or at this seniority level,” said Rear Adm. Donald J. Guter, a retired top judge advocate general for the Navy from 2000 to 2002. “In my experience, it’s unprecedented.”