🎬 Episode 1: A Day of Silence and Light Madness ☕️📊
Yuha brewed espresso, glanced at the monitors, and realized: the market has entered a “don’t breathe” phase.
Everyone is waiting for the U.S. inflation data (CPI). Bitcoin is holding at $63.7k, while the alts are just milling in place. The market before the report is like a crowd outside a dentist’s office: everyone sits quietly and makes no sudden moves.
While BTC meditates, the usual fun life is going on in the backyard:
🖨 The printing press: On the Harmony network (ONE), 4 billion tokens were generated out of thin air. The price dropped by 30%. Yuha sighed: while the Fed argues about rates, here someone just hit Ctrl+C / Ctrl+V for a quarter of the emission.
🌉 A bridge to nowhere: From the XRP bridge, $200k was siphoned off due to software that mistook fake deposits for real ones. The operator is already preparing a statement for the FBI.
🌐 Meanwhile, in the background: In Jakarta, the Indonesia Blockchain Week kicked off, Crypto.com is launching equity derivatives, and the SEC is drafting new rules.
🎯 Yuha’s reaction:
While chaos reigns on stablecoins and bridges, smart money is waiting for the CPI. The main skill of the day is not to cause damage out of emotion.
💬 And how do you ride out the CPI: in stablecoins or in a position? 👇
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