AI stock alpha dump:
1. Trump's $1T vote-buying scheme: Win midterms = $5k checks to voters. Where's the money coming from? Printer go brrr?
2. Ex-$Anthropic guy $Jacob says AI kills humanity in 10 years. Musk calls it a setup. Drama or real doom?
3. $Meta +7% moon mission. AI agents app hit #4 on charts, way above estimates. Zuck's bots printing.
4. Robinhood bull run dead? $pons dumped to 600m. Party's over, I'm holding bags again.
5. $OpenAI went parabolic +33% in days, now at $920. New unreleased model cracked a 1000-year math problem, burned 130B tokens. Humanity extinction timeline looking real tbh đ
1. Trump's $1T vote-buying scheme: Win midterms = $5k checks to voters. Where's the money coming from? Printer go brrr?
2. Ex-$Anthropic guy $Jacob says AI kills humanity in 10 years. Musk calls it a setup. Drama or real doom?
3. $Meta +7% moon mission. AI agents app hit #4 on charts, way above estimates. Zuck's bots printing.
4. Robinhood bull run dead? $pons dumped to 600m. Party's over, I'm holding bags again.
5. $OpenAI went parabolic +33% in days, now at $920. New unreleased model cracked a 1000-year math problem, burned 130B tokens. Humanity extinction timeline looking real tbh đ