小熊饼干_var

Korean TV is really fun. I watched StarCraft II battle live streams all night.

My eyes are tired, so I’ll sneak another glance at Korean beauties doing yoga online to relax and ease my mood.

But it still feels like something about this pose is a bit off 👀

Welcome to Seoulana 🇰🇷

A capitalist country—so decadent. Even the seats on the airport shuttle bus are these huge reclining sofas you can just lie back on!

Three enormous seats in a row—feels even better than a Toyota Alphard.

Damn it—I’m planning to come to South Korea often and smuggle memory sticks for cross-border arbitrage.

May I ask, what color Lamborghini do you like?

1）Airdrop ratio: 32%. Give it all to point users. On the same day, 100% is unlocked—only 1% more than HYPE.

2）100% profit: repurchase and burn VAR. The team takes not a cent—by coincidence, it’s also an extra 1%.

3）Due to signing a strategic cooperation with partner institutions, the TGE is postponed to Q4. I expect it will be around Christmas.

✅ In October, the API will go live. You’ll get overwhelmed—good things take time.

Wishing everyone gets in and begins a new chapter in life

⌞ Life: only the first bucket of money needs leverage ⌝

Every day when I sit down at the computer, the first thing I do is open TV and watch the走势 of the big pie

Then I start day trading—one order at a time, opening $2 million like it’s fun-filled beans

I stare at the 1-minute candlestick chart. As long as the market moves against me, and the loss number starts climbing, I begin to go completely wild, jumping around

The sweat on my forehead pours down in big drops. The pressure is intense—so painful and miserable

My whole body feels like I’ve gotten a serious illness. Every day, all I do is keep refreshing the trading volume

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This kind of self-torturing, masochistic experience started when I began刷 perps last year

Arbitrage积分 is low. There’s no chance to just sit and wait. With multiple accounts, you need wash trades to find a witch—frenzied刷 is my talent

Those above are all the excuses I’ve kept telling myself to push through

Yes—I’ve been刷 for 21 months, over 630 days

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Lately, greed kicks in often, and I’m no longer satisfied with just刷 volume

Making money through contracts—wasn’t that just “taking and eating” again with leverage?

I asked a few buddies around me who rack money, and everyone had the same experience

This year, my two biggest losses were

In July, when I went traveling—Japan and Fuzhou—I opened trades on my phone to刷 volume, and I got trapped without cutting losses

I accumulated a loss of $290,000. That was my本金

And the $600,000+ U profit I made from shorting before? It was all gone long ago

This is the outcome of gambling

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Every day staring at the candlestick chart, I had no mindset to do anything else. My youth time was wasted

I promised Brother Yuan that after Var, I would quit contracts. Chasing gambling has no good ending

In every bull market cycle in crypto, there are countless trading masters. They made hundreds of thousands to tens of millions of dollars

But the truth is: as long as these people don’t exit the scene, almost all of them lose it all—every last one

They give exchanges the trading fees, and they also fuel the dream of rookies getting rich

Casino bosses love people like this most. Nobody can make money forever, but every year, new “geniuses” appear

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Thank you, everyone, for listening to my rambling for so long

Yesterday, I withdrew all the money from the exchange and completely戒断 contracts

There are many opportunities to make money in crypto. Only leverage on contracts is a one-way road

After not touching contracts, I went home and watched the kids fight, and I could finally stay calm

Life: only the first bucket of money needs leverage

May everyone find their way out of the迷途

The sky is so blue

I discovered an earth-shattering secret:

OpenAI, which has raised $56.6 billion in funding, will likely airdrop!

Don’t believe me? Click the bottom-left corner, open the personal profile—treasure awaits.

User interaction dashboard is right in front of you.

🔹 Interaction funding amount (token consumption)

🔸 User engagement (DAU, WAU, MAU)

🔹 Number of interaction protocols (explored skills)

All three are listed in a column—so you all won’t still be unable to understand, right?

How to interact with an airdrop—you don’t need me to teach you, right?

Low-guarantee accounts and premium accounts—if you can get in, you should.

✅ You’ll be making money next year—just remember to give me a like.

The red scarf on my chest flies proudly in the wind.

Thanks to cryptocurrency

Say 3 ideas

1) Points

Yesterday I felt I could push a bit more. This morning I pulled in $100 million.

Right now, Var’s daily trading volume is $3.7 billion—already surpassing Aster and TradeXYZ. Global users are extremely bullish.

But my volume is just a drop in the bucket. Why still grind?

Because of my obsession: I’m only 815 points away from hitting a full integer.

Damn, I’m really not willing to give up.

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2) Expectations

This year, the big whale CBB made over $10 million from arbitrage.

He’s in the Blur points Top 3, and also got rich off air drops and FOMO.

Yesterday, in the whales’ group, he wanted to buy points. In July he said Var was a scam.

Then a new feature—Swap—went live. A big shot just paid money directly and bought points with real cash.

There aren’t many domestic people farming Var, but foreign big players really believe in it.

Fellow brothers on the same path—surely you’ll get rich.

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3) Institutions

The day before yesterday, the founder @edward_yu_var posted a picture.

He said Jane Street is vigorously pushing the Swap business.

I suspect Var is working with Jane Street. If that’s true—would be insane.

Jane Street is the most low-key oligarch in this industry. Even Goldman Sachs is only fit to serve tea for them.

If it’s real, it directly proves Var has been recognized by the Wall Street Top 1.

The future is limitless!

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✅ Foresee

Before the mid-term elections, the market sentiment will be extremely favorable for launching a token.

As long as the TGE goes smoothly in October—everything will be aligned: timing, location, people.

With a $1.5B opening, shake out paper hands, and on the second day don’t look back and drive it up to $4B.

That’s the best branding advertisement—Var goes globally and catches fire.

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Friendly reminder:

Brothers can start previewing houses in advance.

Yesterday morning I was thinking, at this position 81922, the shorts are being way too arrogant.

These crazy people are all using 100x leverage—they went straight in with $120 million.

With such a huge piece of cake sitting there, won’t that shady bunch just take a bite?

Damn it, it really did go blow them up.

For real, they’re so unbelievably new at this...

Tell an unconventional tale that goes against human nature

In the next few months, the biggest opportunity

may be: shorting

I once heard others say that virtual currencies are just gambling scams. I want to push back.

Because everyone around me mines for free earnings. People rely on airdrops to make a living, and what they do is PVE.

They help each other, stay united, and are kind-hearted. No one has ever scammed anyone, and no one has done any kind of pyramid scheme. They don’t run to provide liquidity and then exit.

Even if these kind people get rug-pulled, many times it’s only a bitter laugh—they just keep their heads down and plow forward to the next thing.

But now, with airdrops, maybe there really won’t be food to eat.

In the crypto space, the only group of genuinely kind and innocent people has also been forced to leave.

Only the rabid ones who do pyramid schemes, take over scams, and run frauds can make money (most of the time).

So, will the future of this industry still be okay?

Bought 1 hundred million. I added another $30 million the day before yesterday.

Yesterday morning I saw I was down by $25 million, so I cut my losses and stopped out.

This morning I saw it was up 15%, so I smashed my phone.

Fuck you, LIT

⌞ Apple ID Region Change Guide ⌝

My Apple App Store hasn’t let me change regions ever since I tied it to the US region. It’s been driving me crazy for 2 years.

No matter what VPN node I use, creating a new ID, or switching to other countries, my phone gets locked to the US region. There’s truly no solution.

You can’t use Binance stocks, can’t rack up Robinhood wallet points, and any phone-related accounts get locked to the US.

Today, I finally changed it to Japan. I’m sharing how I did it to help anyone who needs it.

Especially for those at UTokyo—no external apps can be downloaded with the usual methods. With this, it’s done in 1 minute.

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🔹 Steps: Settings → Tap your name at the very top → Media & Purchases

→ View Account → Country/Region → Change Country or Region → Select the new region

(Choose “none” for the payment method—just enter any name and phone number is fine.)

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🔸 The tricky part: If your App Store has a balance, Apple won’t allow the change officially. That’s where I got stuck.

Method 1: I topped up on Xianyu to make up the difference—added another $100—and bought a GPT Pro subscription.

If your amount is small, handle it directly as follows:

Zero it out: Click “Contact Support” on Apple’s official website. You’ll get a Shanghai (021) phone call from a human support agent.

Tell them you’re on the US region and you want the remaining balance cleared to zero. A sweet Taiwanese girl will help you take care of it.

After three days, you can manually change the region.

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I finally don’t have to be the one from the US who’s constantly under suspicion by the project partners… tears.

Hope this helps everyone.

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⌞ The lesson of losing money on an arbitrage ⌝

Crude oil… fees -650%, this is insanely difficult

Last week, I noticed that on oil contracts across major exchanges, the funding rate was over -200%

I asked GPT, and it said that this month’s CME futures contract and next month’s price have a roll-yield spread

Wall Street traders疯狂 short this month and go long next month—they’re basically printing money, causing the funding to be wildly negative

Yesterday I was thinking: open a Perps long position on crude oil to earn the funding, and open a Swap paying a fixed interest

Then once tomorrow morning at 5:00 on the 15th the futures roll completes, I’ll get both: funding and spread profit—right?

I asked GPT and it said the spread would probably converge

So I opened two legs, each with a 600k position

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The funding paid out nicely. Last night at 4 a.m. I woke up and checked—every four hours it collected 1,700 USD

In one day I collected 4,833 USD. It felt amazing

But—damn—the spread kept getting bigger

After accounting for the Swap daily fee I paid, I’ve already lost 5,164 USD on the spread

And I still have to cover the closing fees

Arbitrage failed: loss of 800+ USD

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Sigh, arbitrage isn’t as simple as a math problem

The key is, after I fed today’s data to GPT

it even mocked me: even though you didn’t make money, at least you got real trading data—and you also consumed tokens

Seriously, so after all this, I lost money to train your model, is that it?

In crypto, make money—quit gambling instead of trading; the road is long

Real-world validation is far greater than GPT reasoning

Hope everyone finishes this and gets something from it

Get stronger, okay!

There are countless ways to get rich in the crypto world—which of these trades can you actually handle?

Deal with deposits, deal with whitelists, deal in OTC, deal with market makers, do arbitrage, farm airdrops

Hang around in the scene and sell information advantages, sell three-piece bundles, sell KYC, sell tokens

If nothing else, just get into the project team and work as a mod, or take a paycheck as an ambassador—also works.

Making money is too easy...

Isn’t it easier to just print money?

Why do you have to go trade coins and gamble, acting like an idiot

(This article is for crypto newcomers, and also for ourselves.)

This is so damn disgusting—bought right at the highest point, and put in $100 million

In just three days it ate 20%. Now I’m down by 20 million

What should I do? I’m kind of panicking

Damn it, should I cut the loss? Damn it

⌞ Studying abroad without the goal of immigrating is just a waste of money ⌝

I’m looking to find a place I truly like, and then settle down there with my family—through reading and learning

After upgrading to GPT’s premium membership, I jumped straight into Pro mode, and started desperately searching for overseas study—aiming for a path to permanent residency

I asked it whether it’s really more effective than consulting overseas study agencies and online “immigration gurus”

AI changes your life, and it starts by changing yourself

Bought 200,000, without leverage, made 4,000 U that day and sold

It dropped sharply at close, and I was still smugly thinking I had topped out

Today I checked and it went up 80% again

I feel worse than if I had eaten shit

Don't understand? Ask.

When you realize that people who speak different languages are discussing

rather than, only Chinese-language KOLs recruiting people

what does that mean?

Seeing many people take out a $3,000 crypto-loan on Ethos and not repay

I won’t do that, but this is interesting

Thinking of the Trojan Horse in Homer’s Odyssey, and what we’re familiar with:

Lu Meng in plain clothes pretending to be a merchant, stabbing his ally in the back

Guan Yun, standing up for loyalty and righteousness, but carelessness cost him Jingzhou

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Those benefits obtained by consuming other people’s trust

will eventually be paid back—with even more painful consequences—

What? Courtesy, righteousness, integrity, and shame?

There is no such thing as a “crypto shit pit”

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I really admire Credifi’s courage

Knowing it’s impossible to succeed, yet doing it anyway

But if the project team is only trying to make money off usury

and there’s no risk control—then they’re truly fucking stupid

“ Global Top 10 Trading Titans, 3 Are Chinese ”

Today I’ll teach you how to make 100,000 RMB in one second—earn it for free!

I did some research today on the list of on-chain traders that @variational_io publicly announced with a $1,000,000 prize, and the results are pretty surprising. Of those 3, we’re all very familiar with them.

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Global #4 @BTCBruce1 , Big Brother DaB, a famous miner, founder of MSX, wallet 0x32008fcb6bbd16532afc83ca8b6c920dde22c407

Global #9 @GarrettBullish , 1011 insider whale, wallet 0x92ea19eceb7a8de0f50978a1583a5d8b018050e9

Global #10 @machibigbrother , legendary buddy Big Brother, wallet 0x020cA66C30beC2c4Fe3861a94E4DB4A498A35872

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Do you know any of these friends? Please let them know:

In Variational, each of their wallets has $75,000 that hasn’t been claimed yet, and next month the points will expire

(At the moment, they each still have 3,000 points unclaimed, at an OTC price of 25U per point)

And as a referrer, if you log in using your invite code, you’ll get a $15,000 cash reward

Right now @variational_io is in private testing. If you need it, you can use my invite code OMNICOOKIE

Today I’m telling everyone about this opportunity to make money

Hiding my achievements and biding my time 😄

College classmates suddenly sent me a screenshot and asked what I thought?

“Uncle Sun’s assets were hacked and then robbed—cash flow is about to be cut off.”

“Ripping apart his girlfriend Jing Tian just to get back the dowry, trying to salvage his cash flow.”

It made me laugh so hard. The overall vibe of the whole piece is that Uncle Sun is about to go bankrupt because his assets worth hundreds of millions of dollars got frozen...

Now they’re going all-out to burn the bridge for the sake of traffic, just to get back the dowry and fill the hole.

Is this basically what ordinary people in China think of tycoons? 😅

Honestly, I really think, all you big shots in the crypto world—when it comes to dating, don’t look for the so-called ‘top beauties’ from within China anymore.

They’ll always look down on the crypto world. If you buy Bitcoin, you’re just trying to get rich off shady gray-market stuff.

Your people and your money will always be considered dirty.