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🚨JUST IN: CZ jokes he is “poor again,” recalling he said the same when $BTC fell from $67K to $30K. $ETH

$C98 He’s currently worth about $78.8B.

Elon Musk is now worth $852,000,000,000 🤯

The population of earth is 8.3 Billion.$SYN

If he gave every single person an equal share, we’d all get $102.65 $SOL

This is literally CRAZY!!!!!$BTC

🇺🇸 SEC Chair Paul Atkins calls for Congress to pass crypto market structure legislation.
$POL $DASH $ETH
"It's time for Congress to future-proof against rogue regulators & advance comprehensive market structure legislation to President Trump's desk."

#SEC
#Atkins
#Cryptomarketstructurebill
#BinanceWalletLaunchesPredictionMarkets
#freedomofmoney

🚨BREAKING: Iran says the ceasefire has been violated before negotiations even began, on Day 1.$POL

Three clauses already broken according to Iran: Israel continuing to strike Lebanon, a drone shot down over Iranian airspace, and Trump publicly denying Iran's right to enrichment which was part of the agreed framework.$JOE

Iran's statement ends with one line: "The very workable basis on which to negotiate has been openly and clearly violated, even before the negotiations began."$BTC

🚨BREAKING: Trump just announced a Federal Investigation into people circulating fake agreements and letters related to the US-Iran negotiation.$JOE

He calls them "Fraudsters and Charlatans" and says they will be rapidly exposed once the investigation is complete.$POL

Trump also confirmed there is only one set of points acceptable to the US and they will be discussed behind closed doors during negotiations.$BTC

#TRUMP
#CZReleasedMemeoir
#US&IranAgreedToATwo-weekCeasefire
#Fed
#Binance

🚨BREAKING: Someone placed a $950 million bet on oil prices falling just hours before Trump announced the Iran ceasefire, Reuters reports.
$JOE
8,600 lots of Brent and US crude futures were sold in a single block at 1945 GMT. $POL

Trump announced the ceasefire at 2230 GMT andOil dropped 15% immediately after.$ETH

Large trades like this are almost never done in single blocks. Traders specifically avoid this to prevent moving the market.

Someone did it anyway, right before one of the most market moving announcements of the year.

This is the third major suspicious trade tied to a Trump's recent announcements.

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🚨₿REAKING: Jack Dorsey’s technology company @Blocks announced today a new ‘bitcoin faucet’ website $BTC .
day that goes live on April 6.
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The original in 2010, gave away five bitcoins to every site visitor promoting education, that would be $350,000 today.$UNI

#bitcoin

Silver is under📉 $70. Down 7% today.
$XAG
This metal was at $121 just 3 months ago.

That’s a 42% crash. $2.57 billion pulled from silver ETFs this year. $STO

Margin calls wiping out leveraged longs one by one.$ETH

The paper market is bleeding

🤔Let’s think about this for a second:$STO

• Russia: $ETH

The world’s second-largest gold producer is restricting the export of refined gold bars over 100 grams.

• China:$BTC

The largest gold producer on Earth keeps its domestically mined gold at home.

1971 was when gold stopped leaving the West.

2026 may be remembered as when it stopped leaving the East.

Read this again...

#DriftProtocolExploited
#ADPJobsSurge
#GoogleStudyOnCryptoSecurityChallenges

🚨THIS IS VERY BULLISH$STO $ETH $BTC

🇺🇸 US ISM Manufacturing PMI just came in at 52.7%, above expectations of 52.5%.

This is the 3rd consecutive monthly print above 52%, which shows that the US economy is in the expansion phase.

Last time ISM PMI had 3 consecutive prints above 52 was in Q3 2020, and here's what happened after that.

- Gold and Silver peaked.
- Stocks rallied hard.
- Alts entered a mega uptrend, which lasted for 6-8 months.

#ADPJobsSurge
#GoogleStudyOnCryptoSecurityChallenges
#BitmineIncreasesETHStake
#AsiaStocksPlunge

⚠️GOOGLE SAYS A QUANTUM ATTACK ON BITCOIN TAKES JUST 9 MINS WITH A 41% SUCCESS RATE$ZEC

Google's quantum team now says cracking Bitcoin may require less than 500K qubits, far below the “millions” once assumed.$G

Research suggests an attack could take 9mins, faster than a typical 10-min block confirmation, giving a 41% success rate.$KERNEL

Google now flags 2029 as a key deadline to upgrade Bitcoin’s cryptography before quantum becomes a real threat.

#GoogleStudyOnCryptoSecurityChallenges
#BitmineIncreasesETHStake
#AsiaStocksPlunge
#Google

$XAU Gold just dipped below $4,100 for the first time since November 2025. 📉

Gold is acting like a memecoin now 😂

#GOLD

😱THIS IS VERY STRANGE.$COS

Since the start of the US-Iran war 15 days ago

$2.4 trillion erased from the US stocks

$2.5 trillion wiped out from gold & Silver

Meanwhile, Bitcoin is up 12.5% and The total crypto market is up 10%, adding $240 billion.
$ETH
This is not normal because usually in times of uncertainty, risk assets like Bitcoin crash hardest while precious metals rally. $BTC

But here we are seeing the opposite here.

#MetaPlansLayoffs #BTCReclaims70k #PCEMarketWatch

🚨THIS IS CRAZY!! $ALLO

If you invested $10,000 in the Bitcoin Treasury Company “Nakamoto” in 2025, you’d be left with just $70 today.$BTC

Most DATs turned out to be ultimate shitcoins this cycle.$ETH

🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 The Supreme Court of the United States has struck down President Donald Trump’s global tariffs.$OP
$BTC
Bullish for the global markets. 🚀$YGG

#TrumpNewTariffs
#US
#TARIFF

🚨BREAKING:$OM $ARB $ESP

The Federal Reserve injected $18.5B into U.S. banks this week through overnight repos.

This is one of the largest liquidity injections since Covid.

More liquidity is entering the system.

#Fed
#Powell
#WhenWillCLARITYActPass

🚨BREAKING: Oil, Gold, and Silver are moving higher as geopolitical tensions between the U.S. and Iran escalate.$ARB

Gold is up 1.6% today.$ESP
Silver is up 4.3% today.
Oil is up 2.66% today.

Meanwhile, BTC is down 1% today as risk on assets are selling off.$BTC
#WhenWillCLARITYActPass
#PredictionMarketsCFTCBacking
#StrategyBTCPurchase

$BTC continues its downside move after the breakdown.$ARB

If this pattern continues, price can fall toward $65,000 to $63,000. $ESP

From this zone, we may start seeing reversal signs.
#StrategyBTCPurchase

The odds of Jesus Christ returning are up 100%.

If you’re already a millionaire and have a few million dollars sitting around, you can make $137,650 right now with no risk.$ESP
$ETH
That’s a 4.6% return, which is higher than T-bills at 3.5%.$BTC

#PredictionMarketsCFTCBacking
#WhenWillCLARITYActPass
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