underdeathsol

"Elite Stil, himmelhohe Gewinne. 🌪️
Endlich kann ich meine TokenScan Statistiken präsentieren, ohne sie in Photoshop bearbeiten zu müssen. Ich werde diese Trefferquote von 100% ausdrucken, laminieren und dem Parkwächter vor dem Obstmarkt zeigen, damit ich kostenlos parken kann. 🛵💰"
#DEGEN #solana

I LOVE SOLANA! It's so fast! It's so cheap! My heart is beatings at the speed of light!
Wait.
Did the transaction just fail? ⚠️
Okay, retry. Failed.
Retry. FAILED.
RETRY. IS THE CHAIN DOWN AGAIN?!
MY LIFE SAVINGS ARE IN A STUCK TRANSACTION FOR A COIN THAT IS LOSING 50% OF ITS VALUE EVERY MINUTE.
I am not stressed. I am vibing. I am a fine.
I just aged 10 years in the last 60 seconds. My hair is white. My teeth are loose. But I saved $0.0001 in fees, so WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
(Checks price) Oh, never mind. It's a rug pull. Candle is now just a single red pixel. 🕯️🫡
#Solana #DegensOnSol #cryptohumor #cryptorant
scam altman

🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iranian rial crashes to record low of 1.8 million per US dollar due to President Trump's blockade.
#US #iran #Rial #dollar

"BRO, TELL ME THE FUNDAMENTALS."
FUNDAMENTALS?! YOU WANT FUNDAMENTALS?! HERE ARE THE ONLY FUNDAMENTALS I KNOW:
The dev’s profile picture is a cartoon ape.
The road map is just a picture of a rocket.
The community has an irrational amount of rocket and fire emojis.🔥🚀🔥
I am ALL-IN with my life savings on a coin that solves the critical global problem of "Not Having Enough Money" by making everyone even MORE poor.
I am a certified financial analyst. My analysis consists of screaming "TO THE MOON" at a wall.
WHO WANTS TO LEND ME $100 FOR GAS FEES?! 😭
#altcoins #cryptomeme #dyor #ExitLiquidity

WER BRAUCHT SCHLAF?! Im Ernst, Schlaf ist nur eine Verschwörung der Regierung, um dich davon abzuhalten, den 1000x Launch um 4 Uhr morgens zu erwischen, während du im Badezimmer bist.
Ich bin seit 74 Stunden wach. Meine Augen sehen aus wie zwei Tomaten in einem Meth-Labor. Ich sehe Chartmuster in meinem Spiegelbild auf dem Löffel, während ich kalte Cornflakes esse.
Ich habe den Erbstückring meiner Mutter verkauft, um einen Coin namens $DOGE _SAFE_MOON_INU_3.0 zu kaufen... und ich habe absolut keine Ahnung, auf welcher Chain er ist. ABER WIR SIND FRÜH DRAN, ODER?!
SAG MEINER FRAU, DASS ICH SIE LIEBE... ODER WEM AUCH IMMER DA DRIN IST, DER GERADE IN IHREN DM'S IST. 😵🚀
#HODL #CryptoAddict #DegenLife #SleepIsForPaperHands

GIVE ME THE NOBEL PRIZE IN ECONOMICS! I'M OUT HERE REVOLUTIONIZING POVERTY ONE SWAP AT A TIME! 🤡📉
#CryptoTrends2024 #DegenChain #WAGMIRZA #RugpullSeason

I've got 20 different meme coins that are ALL -98%!!! One is a cat with a bazooka, another is a literal rock, and one doesn't even have a website, just a Telegram group with 5 people and a bot. THAT'S DIVERSIFICATION.
#Shitcoin

ICH HABE SO GENUG VON DEN 'FINANZBERATERN', DIE MIR SAGEN, ICH SOLL 'DIVERSIFIZIEREN'. CHILL MAL, BRUDER. ICH HABE SCHON DAS MEIST DIVERSIFIZIERTE PORTFOLIO AUF DER CHAIN!
#degen #Shitcoin

Nikita Bier oder Nikita Beer
Vergiss nicht, Bier zu trinken,
bärische Saison
#meme #memecoin #solana

Peter Schiff sagt, Bitcoin wird "nahe Null" crashen
$BTC
Auswahl an Zitaten für dich:
"Der einzige finanzielle Rat, dem ich vertraue, ist: wenn Peter Schiff sagt, $BTC crasht auf Null, suche ich nach meinem Hardware-Wallet."

"In einer Welt voller Volatilität gibt es eine Konstante: Peter Schiff, der den Untergang von Bitcoin vorhersagt."

"Meine technische Analyse besteht aus zwei Dingen: 1. RSI, 2. Der Peter Schiff Reverse Indikator. Wenn er 'NULL' tweetet, kaufe ich."

"Eilmeldung: Peter Schiffs Vorhersage über $BTC , die crasht, frisch von der Druckerpresse 2013."

Eilmeldung: Das Peter Schiff Kauf-Signal wurde ausgelöst! 🚨
10 Jahre lang $0 vorhergesagt, 10 Jahre lang der ultimative Contrarian-Indikator. Bleib demütig, Peter.
#Bitcoin❗ #BTC☀️ #cryptohumor

MY TOXIC ROMANCE WITH THE KING OF CRYPTO (BTC) 🧡📉

Bitcoin is like that "ex" you broke up with because you thought they had no future, only to find out they’re now a billionaire CEO with a private island. Here’s the story of how $BTC has been playing with my mental health for a decade. A thread. 👇

THE YEAR 2014:
I heard about this digital coin called Bitcoin. It was dirt cheap.
Me: "Magic internet money? No physical form? It’ll be gone by tomorrow. I’d rather buy a burger and get some real value."
The lesson: The burger was gone in 10 minutes. The Bitcoin could have bought the whole franchise. 🍔

THE YEAR 2017:

BTC hits $19,000. The world is screaming. I have massive FOMO. I buy the absolute top because I’m terrified of missing out. 🚀

The next day? BTC crashes to $3,000. I panicked, cursed my monitor, and Panic Sold everything.

I told my friends: "Crypto is a scam! A Ponzi scheme!" 😤

The crypto market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. If you buy out of panic (FOMO) and sell out of fear (FUD), congratulations—you are a permanent donor to the ecosystem. 💸

THE YEAR 2021:

BTC breaks $60,000. I’m watching the news while crying in a dark room. My wallet is empty, while my "idiot" friend who held is now posting pictures of a new Tesla.

Me: "Okay, this time I will HODL (Hold On for Dear Life)!"
I bought again. I promised I wouldn’t sell.

Then, the headlines hit: "Country X bans mining!" "Elon Musk tweets a broken heart emoji!" 💔

The charts turned into a bloody waterfall. My wife asked, "Our savings are safe, right?"

Me: "Totally safe, honey..." (while watching my portfolio melt like ice in the sun). 🩸🤡
Bitcoin is volatile as hell. Never look at the 5-minute charts if you have a weak heart. BTC is for those with a long-term vision, not for those who want to be millionaires before their pizza delivery arrives. 📉➡️📈

$BTC

JUST IN: Bitcoin erases gains from yesterday, falling back under $77,000.
#BTC

Relationship Goals
Her: "He’s probably thinking about other girls..."
Me: "If I bridge my remaining $50 to a Layer 2, pay $15 in gas, and swap it for a coin named $PEPEWIFHAT, I only need a 4,000% pump to break even on the month."
The math is mathing, even if the bank account isn't. 🧮💸
#TradingLife #Memecoins #CryptoTwitter

Woke up at 1 PM.
Checked portfolio: -92%. 📉
My brain: "Is this a sign to get a job?"
Also my brain: "No, this is a sign that the entry price for that new dog coin is finally attractive."
I don’t need a therapist, I need a 100x or a bridge to a new chain. 🤡🚀
#Crypto #Degen #WAGMI #SolanaSeason

The Degen Cycle (The Classic)

​See a coin pumping. 📈

​Say "It’s too late to buy."

​Watch it pump another 300%.

​Say "Okay, now it’s definitely too late."

​Watch it pump another 200%.

​FOMO ALL-IN AT THE TOP. 💰

​Dev pulls the rug 3 minutes later. 📉

​I didn't lose money, I just donated to the ecosystem. You're welcome. 🕯️✨

​#Rugpull #DegenLife #Bitcoin #solana

tutorial menjadi degeners
Step 1: Liat koin naik 500% dalam sejam. 📈
Step 2: Bilang "Ah, udah telat."
Step 3: Liat naik lagi jadi 1000%.
Step 4: FOMO parah, jual ginjal, beli di pucuk. 💸
Step 5: Koinnya rug-pull 5 menit kemudian. 💀
Ulangi sampai saldo jadi debu. This is the way. 🫡
#ExitLiquidity #Degenerate #Memecoin

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comeback solana

$BTC time to recover