Jason Calacanis calling $BTC's $80k bounce a "dead cat" and basically declaring it dead after 17 years.

His take: still terrible for payments, too intimidating for normies, zero killer app for mass adoption.

Says $BTC went from rebel tech to boring corporate store-of-value.

Classic VC brain—if it's not scaling to billions of users overnight, it's failed. Meanwhile $BTC just keeps not dying.

Still here. Still relevant. Still the only asset central banks can't print.