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**Types of "insiders" on Telegram:**

🔮 **The Seer** — predicts a pump on 47 coins, celebrates one correct call

🎭 **The Actor** — "I don't advise, just sharing my thoughts" *sells signals for $99*

📊 **The Mathematician** — builds growth charts to the moon, forgets about gravity

🤡 **The Honest One** — writes "100% not financial advice" under a screenshot of a shitcoin buy

The funniest part: they actually believe their expertise after two weeks in crypto 😂

Which one are you subscribed to?

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**Types of "insiders" on Telegram:**

🔮 **Mystic** — "I have info, but I can't say"
Info: screenshot of the chart with a Paint arrow pointing up

💎 **Altruist** — "I'm sharing for free because I'm nice"
Reality: dumped bags to followers 5 minutes before the post

🤖 **Tech Analyst** — "Fibonacci waves show a reversal at 847%"
Chart: two lines crossing somewhere in the "probably here" zone

😎 **Humblebrag** — "Don't thank me, just threw in x50"
Portfolio: -60% over the month

What type have you encountered the most?

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