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My foolproof strategy (or how to tame the market in reverse) 🤡

I’ve been studying technical analysis for months. Cup with handle pattern, moving averages, the death cross, and the Fibonacci retracement. I felt like the very Elon Musk of trading.

Yesterday I saw the perfect signal in an altcoin: everything pointed to it going to the moon. I decided to put in a substantial amount in Long with leverage. The moment I pressed the "Buy" button, the chart tanked 15% in three seconds. It wasn’t a correction; it was a meteorite straight into my account.

Moral: If you want to know when the market is going to drop, don’t look at the charts. Just let me know and I’ll tell you when I plan to buy. Follow me for more signals of immediate liquidation! 📉😂

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