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Confessions of a bankrupt crypto shark 🦈
Yesterday my girlfriend invited me to dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant. When the bill came, I pulled out my phone and proudly showed her my digital wallet: "Look, my love, I have 0.05 BTC in absolute HODL and three tokens that promise 1000% returns this year."
The waiter just stood there waiting with the payment terminal in his hand. She sighed, took out her Fiat debit card, paid the bill, and told me: "Very cute your digital empire, Elon, but today you have to wash the dishes at home."
Moral: I’m a millionaire by 2030, but today I don’t even have bus fare. HODL is a lifestyle my stomach still hasn’t managed to understand. 🍜🚀
#HODL #CryptoParejas #CryptoMeme #BinanceSquare
$MSFTB $POP $Q
Yesterday my girlfriend invited me to dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant. When the bill came, I pulled out my phone and proudly showed her my digital wallet: "Look, my love, I have 0.05 BTC in absolute HODL and three tokens that promise 1000% returns this year."
The waiter just stood there waiting with the payment terminal in his hand. She sighed, took out her Fiat debit card, paid the bill, and told me: "Very cute your digital empire, Elon, but today you have to wash the dishes at home."
Moral: I’m a millionaire by 2030, but today I don’t even have bus fare. HODL is a lifestyle my stomach still hasn’t managed to understand. 🍜🚀
#HODL #CryptoParejas #CryptoMeme #BinanceSquare
$MSFTB $POP $Q
W-SNEIDER:
eh sii brontital hahahaha hay que verlo más bien como una pensión
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