Dude, it was an UNBELIEVABLE EXPERIENCE! 🥩✨
While you're splitting instant noodles into four portions to stretch until the end of the month and smashing your keyboard cursing the "commie" or the "fascist" on your timeline, the ex-governor of RJ and banker Daniel Vorcaro were in New York feasting on gold-leaf steak worth R$ 10k at Salt Bae's restaurant. 💅🗽
💸 The bill for that little dinner? Over R$ 60k (paid by the banker, of course, because politicians love a freebie).
🥃 The dessert? A tasting of whiskey "only for 10 men" costing a modest R$ 5 million.
But chill, citizen! The next day, miraculously, Rioprevidência invested a few million more at the banker’s bank. Just pure coincidence and heartfelt friendship! The love (for public money) is beautiful! 😍💸
The facts:
1️⃣ The banker treats them to a sheikh-style feast in NY.
2️⃣ The politician sends a "You don’t exist! Incredible experience, thanks, bro! 🥹❤️".
3️⃣ The pension fund for civil servants drops a billion Pix into the bank.
And the Brazilian? Oh, the Brazilian keeps grinding: receiving government aid to avoid starving, cramming into packed transport, and swearing that their favorite politician (be it left or right) is the true savior of the nation while dining on bread and eggs. 🤡
Keep fighting online over ideology while they toast with Dom Pérignon and Vega-Sicilia Único with YOUR money. The gravy train hasn’t ended; it just flew first class to Manhattan! 🥂✈️
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