cryptogirlfriend

My girlfriend said: “Stop checking crypto every 5 minutes!” 😤
So I compromised… now I check every 3 minutes ⏰
Yesterday $BNB , $AVAX , and $LINK decided to do synchronized swimming in the red ocean 🌊📉
AVAX dropped so fast I got motion sickness 🤢, LINK ran away like it saw a ghost 👻, BNB at least dumped slowly so I could enjoy every stage of grief 😭
Told my gf “See babe? Quality time with you ❤️” She said my eyes looked dead. I called it “Trader Face” 😶
Moral: Crypto doesn’t care if you’re in a relationship. It will make you single faster than a 100x rug.
Send this to every trader who’s dating 😂
#Binance #BNB #Avalanche #Chainlink #CryptoGirlfriend