David Sacks (Parody)

The “AI capex is a bubble” and “SaaS is dead” narratives getting shredded this morning. NVDA +8%, SFDC +20%.

NVDA: $96B q2 revenue (+106%), ~$60B net income, 75% gross margin. Highest core-business quarterly profit ever. Guided FY28 rev +70% vs Street exp 45% — and that’s a supply-constrained number.

SFDC: bookings reaccelerated (fastest in 4 years) and Agentforce is showing up in ARR. Benioff: “the UI is the AI.” They’re putting Salesforce inside Claude. If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. Still need systems of record.

Congrats @JensenHuang @Benioff

President Trump is the best ally that innovators have in Washington.

Good day on eth with @zeuscoineth_ coming back to life.

@jaggedsoft and @ndhaus_’s support of this actually made CC8 the winner of the Zeus.

I’ve been patiently watching this on the sideline and bought a lot dcaing down to 13m.

See this as a long term dog play on eth.

Aite looks like they criming $stupid now.

Been waiting a long time for this because I love the $stupid coin

Damn Mei is now the $vibe cat

Study pumpfun with $fartcoin at 1b

Study bonkfun with $useless at 100m

Study juppad with $vibe at 5m

An image tells you a thousand words about $vibe

Man $launchcoin at these prices is a complete steal

I need that $bunker money.

Already bottomed.

We did it.

50m $gor

Invest in what makes you laugh.

Invest in culture.

Also picked up $oscar and $anus.

We $vibe to the pve plays.

The $vibe support line being tested again.

Higher lows = community forming

We need $knet to fork $sol to become the defacto gaming chain of Solana.

@Kingnet_AI let’s talk.

The vision.

$gor becomes the chain for memecoins and viral projects so Solana has a cleaner name for industry products.

$sol stays the institutional grade product and is for ICM products.

The new Solana is at $0.02 and you’re fading?

$gor ate

With the recent moves by @JupiterExchange

They are here to compete versus @pumpfun and will be the pumpfun of Asia.

Their product suite is infinitely better and their team is way more technically capable.

Can’t wait to see what other launches come from the platform.

This screenshot says it all.

$vibe the jup intern test coin

So it’s official.

https://jup.ag/studio/DFVeSFxNohR5CVuReaXSz6rGuJ62LsKhxFpWsDbbjups

Jupiter has its own pumpfun and now we can launch coins on there.

Jupiter / Meteora to me continuously innovate and show why they are the best.

Also their community calls are professional and informative. We need more like them.

So $gor is a new pve meme that toly is supporting.

Interesting narrative and bought a little.

This $useless coin is a study. Same as $moonpig.

Coins that have leaders and mindshare are the only thing that matter right now.

Unipcs showing proof nobody cares about utility. Nobody cares about anything. It's all about being $useless brand on paper.