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Shocked and surprised 🤯
For a few seconds, I honestly thought I’d become the world’s next billionaire 🙂‍↕️
$ELIZAOS

$ASTER always ends up with the prettiest girls… what’s the secret?😜

keep Shorting $APR
I always end up in big profits 💰

Fear and greed index
$BTC

$200,000,000,000 has been added to the crypto market today.😯

The Jewish fakeout is done

Solana to 500$ now

Direct hit on the Binance event site! 🚀
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the stunning Beauty Track absolutely one of a kind! ✨
Cryptouniverse is LIVE on the battlefield, bringing you nonstop updates.
#BNBEvent

Shorts Liquidated in 24 Hours!
Bears just took a brutal hit as the market flipped and erased more than $300M worth of short positions overnight.

“Is it possible to hack Satoshi’s wallets?”

People throw this question around, but the real answer goes deeper than most think.

Satoshi’s early Bitcoin wallets aren’t protected by a simple password.

They’re secured by elliptic curve cryptography math which is so complex that even today’s supercomputers can’t crack it.

To break a private key, you’d need to solve a problem that would take longer than the universe has existed.

People also ask What about quantum computers?

People love to say, “Quantum will break Bitcoin.” But here’s the catch:

The wallets that haven’t made any transactions like Satoshi’s don’t expose their public keys.

Quantum computers can only attack keys that have already been revealed on-chain.

If the public key isn’t exposed, there’s nothing for the quantum machine to target.

And even if quantum tech becomes powerful, Bitcoin can upgrade its cryptography long before it becomes a real threat.

The network can move to quantum-resistant algorithms through a soft or hard fork.

So what does that mean for Satoshi’s coins?

They’re basically locked behind a cryptographic wall that’s still far beyond human reach.

You can’t brute-force them.
You can’t “hack” them.
You can’t trick the protocol.

The only way those coins ever move is if the owner of those keys decides to move them.

That’s why the entire industry watches those wallets like a sleeping giant because the moment they wake up, everything changes.

@Yi He congrats 🎉
Binance appoints co-founder Yi He as its new Co-CEO

🔥 $PIPPIN Looks Like a Funding Fee Trap — Here’s What I’m Seeing 🔥

Lately, $PIPPIN feels less like a chart and more like a funding-fee battleground. For the last two days, funding has been cranked up against short positions, and it honestly looks like a calculated move to squeeze every drop out of shorters while rewarding longers.

At this point, it’s hard to believe they’ll let the price drop until shorts are completely drained from paying insane fees.
Anyone jumping into high-leverage shorts right now? That’s a trap. A big one.

⏳ The only real “solution” is waiting for funding to flip
but by the time that happens, I have a feeling the dump will be violent and fast, catching people off-guard.

This is one of those moments where patience > aggression. Stay sharp. 👀

Almost 300x profits lmao
still holding this fortune 🙂‍↕️

SHORT $AIA

$BTC Almost doubled it

Long $BTC

SUI added $51M in stablecoins in the past 7 days

$PIPPIN will dump hard 🙂‍↕️

TODAY: Aptos saw the largest stablecoin supply inflows in the last 24 hours, adding $426.8M, per Artemis data.

$TNSR got a good entry
still holding this 🙂‍↕️

SHORT $TNSR

A shocking twist in Vienna.
On November 25, 2025, he vanished without a trace and the mystery only deepened when investigators discovered that two cryptocurrency wallets linked to him had been completely emptied.

Days later, authorities confirmed the unthinkable: the person found burned in Vienna was him.

A disappearance, drained crypto wallets, and a tragic end… this story keeps raising more questions than answers.

What really happened?
Who emptied the wallets?

My biggest regret right now is closing my $ZEC trade too early.
I opened a short at 702 and closed it around 530.
At the time it felt smart…
But if I had just held it until today, that trade would have paid me over $50,000 in profit.
#ZECUSDT

$ZEC How many people lie awake every night, unable to escape their own thoughts?

How many couples argue over things that lose all meaning by morning?

How many minds drift through the day on autopilot, tired, overwhelmed, and distracted?

To the Iron Head kids who never listen,
to the people carrying emotional weapons they refuse to put down,
to everyone fighting silent battles within themselves:

Surrender your weapons.
Take a breath.
Begin again.

The universe is not against you.
Even the Air Force welcomes you when you stop resisting your own path.