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Bear market ➡️ Quand les prix descendent si vite que même ton moral demande un parachute.
Bull run ➡️ Quand tout monte et que tu te prends pour un génie intergalactique de la finance… pendant 48h.
Airdrop ➡️ Quand on te donne des cryptos gratuites. Oui, GRATUITES. C’est le seul moment où l’univers te dit : “Tiens, cadeau, va t’acheter une chocolatine.”
Rug pull ➡️ Quand un projet disparaît avec la caisse. L’équivalent crypto d’un “ghosting”… mais avec ton argent.
Blockchain ➡️ Le grand cahier super sécurisé où on écrit tout. Impossible d’effacer. (Comme tes anciens tweets, malheureusement.)
Mining ➡️ Quand des ordinateurs transpirent à ta place pour créer des cryptos. La seule forme d’esclavage technologique socialement acceptée.
Bloc ➡️ Une page dans le cahier blockchain. Dans la vraie vie : le chapitre où tu te dis “Pourquoi ça m’arrive encore ?”
Diamond hands ➡️ Quelqu’un qui ne vend jamais. Même si tout s’écroule. Même si tout brûle. Même si sa mère lui dit : “VENDS, J’TE DIS !!!”
HODL ➡️ Façon stylée de dire “je garde”. Ce mot vient d’une faute de frappe. Comme quoi, le succès, c’est parfois juste écrire vite en étant un peu stressé.
NFT ➡️ Un truc digital unique. Comme toi… mais moins compliqué.
Blue chip ➡️ Une crypto sérieuse, stable, mature. L’opposé de ton ex, donc.
Volatilité ➡️ Quand ça monte et descend plus vite qu’une conversation WhatsApp avec quelqu’un de lunatique.
Liquidité ➡️ Quand tu peux vendre facilement. Si y’en a pas : c’est comme vouloir vendre une huître à quelqu’un qui n’aime pas la mer.
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Key Support: 0.05828 USDT (24h Low) Key Resistance: 0.0684 USDT (24h High) $LUNC Current Trend: Volatile with Bearish Bias 🔎 Price Action: The price rejected the 24h high (0.06845) and is consolidating near the 24h low (0.05828). Recent candles show wicks to the downside, indicating buying interest at lower levels.
📝 Technical Indicators Overview: 1. Volume Analysis: Recent 4h candles show declining volume during price drops, suggesting lack of strong selling pressure. However, the 24h volume is high (5.56B), indicating active participation. 2. Capital Flow: Contract net outflow over 24h (and shorter periods signals bearish sentiment. However, spot data is missing, limiting full analysis ⚡⚡Analysis Result $1000LUNC Direction: Cautious Short (Bearish) 📍Entry Timing: Enter near current resistance (0.064 - 0.065) or on a breakdown below 0.05828 with confirmation. 🗑️ Stop Loss: 0.056 if entering at 0.058. 💰 Target Price: 0.055 {future}(1000LUNCUSDT) #LUNC #1000LUNCUSDT
Key Support: 0.05828 USDT (24h Low) Key Resistance: 0.0684 USDT (24h High) $LUNC Current Trend: Volatile with Bearish Bias 🔎 Price Action: The price rejected the 24h high (0.06845) and is consolidating near the 24h low (0.05828). Recent candles show wicks to the downside, indicating buying interest at lower levels.
📝 Technical Indicators Overview: 1. Volume Analysis: Recent 4h candles show declining volume during price drops, suggesting lack of strong selling pressure. However, the 24h volume is high (5.56B), indicating active participation. 2. Capital Flow: Contract net outflow over 24h (and shorter periods signals bearish sentiment. However, spot data is missing, limiting full analysis ⚡⚡Analysis Result $1000LUNC Direction: Cautious Short (Bearish) 📍Entry Timing: Enter near current resistance (0.064 - 0.065) or on a breakdown below 0.05828 with confirmation. 🗑️ Stop Loss: 0.056 if entering at 0.058. 💰 Target Price: 0.055 {future}(1000LUNCUSDT) #LUNC #1000LUNCUSDT
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🚨 BREAKING: Prediction markets now show a massive 97% chance that the Fed will cut rates by 25 bps today, and the entire market is tightening its seatbelt. This kind of near-certainty doesn’t happen often, and it usually means traders are expecting a big shift in momentum. A rate cut could inject fresh energy into risk assets like crypto and stocks, but it also raises the question: what does the Fed see that we don’t? With this level of confidence, today’s announcement could be the spark that sets the next market wave in motion. 🔥📉📈 $G {spot}(GUSDT) $AXL L $LUNA #rajim
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