Mouth says “Bismillah”, pocket says “Allah Hafiz.” 😂 Dreams are of Dubai, but pocket is saying “Bhai, chai pila de.” 🤣 Brain has full Wi-Fi, but signal is always missing. 📶😂 Plan is like NASA, result is like local bus. 🚀🤣 So lazy that even mosquito says, “Bro, you take your own blood.” 🦟😂 Ideas are unlimited, but action is always “from tomorrow.” 🤣 Destination is unknown, but he is giving Google Maps directions. 😂🔥 Face is innocent, but activities are suspicious. 😭🤣