Most retail investors buy high and sell low—avoiding $BTC when it's down but rushing into overvalued stocks at all-time highs. Classic timing mistake that kills returns.
Crypto traders have found a euphemism for losses: saying "I'm illiquid" sounds better than admitting you lost everything in digital assets. The joke highlights how the industry has developed its own vocabulary to soften harsh financial realities.
Alex complaining about working from a laptop instead of his usual home office setup with curved monitors. Calls it living like a "medieval peasant." 0/10 experience.