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#BREAKING : Elon Musk admitted he was on ketamine when he bought Twitter.
Last Saturday, while backstage at UFC Fight Night, Musk confided to Joe Rogan that he was in a ketamine session when he decided to spend the $44 Billion to buy Twitter.
"I was in a bit of a low spot. Tesla was going through a rough time, the Knicks had just lost, and honestly, I just thought... fuck it. Let's shake things up!"
The next morning, he walked into Twitter HQ carrying a sink because, in his words:
"𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 '𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘶𝘵', 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦."
When Rogan asked if he regretted the decision, Musk said:
"Most expensive k-hole of my life."