BITGET FUNDS JUST TOOK THE MOST EXPENSIVE TOURIST ROUTE IN CRYPTO.
According to AMLBot, part of the funds allegedly stolen from Bitget appears to have entered Wasabi CoinJoin after taking a ridiculous cross-chain journey:
TRON → USDT → Ethereum → ~145 ETH → THORChain → ~4.59 BTC → CoinJoin
The funniest part?
The trail reportedly started from a Bitget-linked TRON wallet, crossed multiple chains, swapped through THORChain, split the funds, and eventually ended up inside CoinJoin.
Basically:
“We lost the money.”
“Where did it go?”
“Apparently it went on a world tour.”
And now Wasabi CoinJoin enters the chat like:
“I can make this more complicated.”
Blockchain laundering is weird because every attempt to disappear can create even more transaction history to analyze.
The money may be mixing, but the blockchain receipts are still sitting there like:
“Bro, I remember everything.”
Crypto crime in 2026:
Bridge it. Swap it. Mix it. Pray nobody follows the transactions.
Spoiler:
Someone is always watching.
According to AMLBot, part of the funds allegedly stolen from Bitget appears to have entered Wasabi CoinJoin after taking a ridiculous cross-chain journey:
TRON → USDT → Ethereum → ~145 ETH → THORChain → ~4.59 BTC → CoinJoin
The funniest part?
The trail reportedly started from a Bitget-linked TRON wallet, crossed multiple chains, swapped through THORChain, split the funds, and eventually ended up inside CoinJoin.
Basically:
“We lost the money.”
“Where did it go?”
“Apparently it went on a world tour.”
And now Wasabi CoinJoin enters the chat like:
“I can make this more complicated.”
Blockchain laundering is weird because every attempt to disappear can create even more transaction history to analyze.
The money may be mixing, but the blockchain receipts are still sitting there like:
“Bro, I remember everything.”
Crypto crime in 2026:
Bridge it. Swap it. Mix it. Pray nobody follows the transactions.
Spoiler:
Someone is always watching.
