🚀 Hold onto your hats, crypto fans! China's latest stimulus might not be the rocket fuel we hoped for, but there's still plenty to be optimistic about! 🎱

1. China's credit impulse is on a diet, peaking at just 5 trillion yuan, far from the 27 trillion needed to match 2015's bullish vibes. 📉

2. Despite this, Chinese stocks and Bitcoin are rallying, with analysts predicting BTC could hit $100K soon! 🚀

3. The housing market isn't the cash cow it used to be, making it tricky to boost credit impulses. 🏠

What do you think? Will BTC hit $100K or is this just a sugar rush? Comment below! 💬 #DeFi #Web3 #Crypto