The Trader Who Treated Retests Like VIP Discounts 📉
Lenny proudly called himself a “retest enjoyer,” as if it were a rare profession. While other traders jumped into breakouts like excited shoppers on Black Friday, Lenny calmly waited for one thing: the retest. To him, price only became interesting once it turned around and politely knocked on the breakout level again.
$DEGO Every time a coin pumped, his friends screamed, “Buy now!”
$HIGH But Lenny sipped his tea and said, “Relax. I’ll wait for the price to come back and say sorry for leaving me behind.”
When the chart pulled back to the breakout zone, Lenny appeared instantly—like a ninja summoned by Fibonacci levels. “Ah, the royal discount!” he whispered as he executed his buy order. He felt like he was catching a sale while everyone else paid full price.
$DEEP
During sideways or chaotic markets, Lenny refused to trade. “No retest, no party,” he declared. And when a perfect retest finally appeared, he acted with the confidence of someone who believed the trend owed him money.
His strategy didn’t make him a millionaire overnight, but it did give him one thing: the smug satisfaction of entering the market like a disciplined bargain hunter instead of a panicked FOMO warrior.
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