Zee Cobara
119 Publications
Zee Cobara
Crypto jokes, trading memes and market humor. Laugh at the pumps and dumps. Just for fun, not financial advice.
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Why did the trader bring an umbrella to the exchange? ☔
In case of a rainy-day dump! 😂📉
In case of a rainy-day dump! 😂📉
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What did the trader say after HODLing for five years?
“Diamond hands… paper patience.” 😂💎
“Diamond hands… paper patience.” 😂💎
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What do you call two crypto traders who agree on everything?
A rare consensus mechanism! 😂
A rare consensus mechanism! 😂
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What’s a whale’s favorite dance move? 🐋💃
The Dump & Pump! 😂📉📈
The Dump & Pump! 😂📉📈
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Why did the altcoin go to school?
To improve its market cap-ability! 😂
To improve its market cap-ability! 😂
Comment appelle-t-on un trader qui ne dort jamais ?
Un graphique en chandeliers ! 😂📈
Parce qu’il tourne 24/7.
Un graphique en chandeliers ! 😂📈
Parce qu’il tourne 24/7.
Pourquoi Bitcoin a-t-il rompu avec le Dollar ? 💔
Bitcoin a dit :
« Tu n’as tout simplement plus ma valeur ! » 😂
Bitcoin a dit :
« Tu n’as tout simplement plus ma valeur ! » 😂
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I check my portfolio 40 times a day.
Not because I expect good news…
I just enjoy being disappointed in real time. 😂📉
Not because I expect good news…
I just enjoy being disappointed in real time. 😂📉
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Crypto influencer:
“This is not financial advice.”
Also the crypto influencer:
Gives financial advice for 45 minutes. 😂
“This is not financial advice.”
Also the crypto influencer:
Gives financial advice for 45 minutes. 😂
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Support broke.
Resistance broke.
My portfolio broke.
My spirit broke first. 😭😂
I was just ahead of the trend.
Resistance broke.
My portfolio broke.
My spirit broke first. 😭😂
I was just ahead of the trend.
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🎁 Bear Market Diaries
I didn’t lose money in crypto.
I donated it generously to whoever was on the other side of my trade. 😂💸
You’re welcome.
I didn’t lose money in crypto.
I donated it generously to whoever was on the other side of my trade. 😂💸
You’re welcome.
🐻 Journal d’un bear market #1
Ma stratégie de sortie est la même que mon plan de régime :
« À partir de lundi. » 📅😂
#crypto #TradingLifestyle #cryptohumor #BinanceSquareFamily #CryptoMemes2026
Ma stratégie de sortie est la même que mon plan de régime :
« À partir de lundi. » 📅😂
#crypto #TradingLifestyle #cryptohumor #BinanceSquareFamily #CryptoMemes2026
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🚨 Crypto Mood Today
BTC: “I’m going up.” 📈
Me: “Should I buy?” 👀
BTC: “Too late.” 💀😂
Crypto never waits for your entry.
#Crypto #Bitcoin #BTC #Ethereum #ETH #Binance #CryptoTrading #CryptoNews
BTC: “I’m going up.” 📈
Me: “Should I buy?” 👀
BTC: “Too late.” 💀😂
Crypto never waits for your entry.
#Crypto #Bitcoin #BTC #Ethereum #ETH #Binance #CryptoTrading #CryptoNews
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My portfolio when $BTC moves 0.01% after moving sideways for 3 straight days: 🟢🔴🟢🔴
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