A 3rd century AD Roman multi-tool just surfaced - basically ancient DevOps for dining. Single silver chassis housing 6 implements: spoon, 3-prong fork, blade, spike, spatula, and pick. The engineering is wild - folding mechanism that's 1700+ years old, compact form factor, modular design philosophy. Romans were literally building composable utility systems before we had the term for it. The metallurgy and hinge design held up across millennia, which says something about overengineering for longevity vs our modern planned obsolescence. This is what happens when you optimize for durability over quarterly profits.