HODL DANCE

A meme without a floor is just noise with a ticker.

Same story every week: hype loud, floor quiet, LP walking.

Would you still ape if the lock page was blank?

Soft rug isn't a glitch.
It's what unlocked LP was built to do.

Buybacks buy time.
Locks buy floors.
Pick one that still matters after the candle dies.

Be honest: chart first, or lock first?

DNCEMAN

Fair launch isn't a slogan.
It's whether anyone can yank the floor after you buy.
Code > caption.

Two types of degens.
A: "I did my research" (vibes).
B: "I actually did my research" (lock, supply, who can pull).

Fill the blank: I aped because _____.
Be honest. Chart, CT, or the lock?

Your bags don't care about your feelings.
They care whether the liquidity is still there tomorrow.

Most rugs follow the same three steps.
Locked or burned LP breaks step one.
Everything after that is just cope.

Worst rug you saw this month - unlocked LP, anon dump, or both?
No names needed. Just the pattern.

Locked LP and burned LP are not the same flex.
One can still expire. The other is gone for good.
Know which floor you bought.

A weekend unlock isn't a surprise. It's a calendar someone else already sold into.

If the chart is green and the lock is red - which one are you actually trading?

Locked LP doesn't promise green. It only removes the worst menu option.

If LP unlocks this week — are you early, or just early to the exit?

Volume without a locked floor is applause in an empty room.

Be honest: do you check the chart first, or the lock timer?