🇺🇸 US: Open Hormuz or face destruction
🇮🇷 Iran: Do whatever you want

🇺🇸 US: Okay, now open the Hormuz
🇮🇷 Iran: First pay our $300 billion

🇺🇸 US: Okay, now lift the blockade
🇮🇷 Iran: Wait, we will take a 7% toll

🇺🇸 US: Now please open
🇮🇷 Iran: Lift the sanctions against us

🇺🇸 US: Can you open it now?
🇮🇷 Iran: Now we will ban all US and Israeli ships from Hormuz 🔥🤣

🇺🇸 US: ..............😭

Iran under Abbas Araghchi has made Trump a global laughingstock.

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