Binance hackers just got absolutely rekt — fumbled $5M in the dumbest way possible.

Wallet linked to the Oct 29 hack swapped 908,793 $PROM (~$5M) for 0.0316 $ETH ($71) in a near-empty Uniswap V2 pool.

MEV bots instantly sniped the cheap tokens.

This is what happens when you hack millions but don't understand basic DeFi liquidity. Imagine stealing $5M just to donate it to MEV runners.

Either they panic-sold into the wrong pool or they're the worst hackers in crypto history. Either way, the $PROM is gone and some MEV bot operator just had the best day of their life.

Lesson: You can steal the keys, but you can't buy the IQ.