CEX darlings rn:
$ENA $ONDO $SYRUP $TAO $ETHFI $PUMP $NEAR

Black sheep plays (no logic, just vibes):
$XLM $XRP

Memecoin degen zone:
$MARSCOIN $USELESS $AI $FARTCOIN $CASHCAT

Crypto/RWA equities:
$CRCL $COIN $SECZ $BMNR

Obvious shit (don't @ me):
$ZEC $HYPE

Robinhood casino:
$SHROOM $DELTA $NET $BUN $PONS $TENDIES $HOOKR

If you're broke, single, unemployable, and blackpilled on the current political circus:
$NEET

Pick your poison 🎯