🚀🚀Breaking News!🚀🚀 Sam Bankman-Fried, the disgraced founder of FTX, has found a new form of currency in prison - rice bags! 🍚🍚

In his first comprehensive interview since his imprisonment, SBF revealed that he survives on beans and rice bought from the commissary. His rice has become a hot commodity within the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, where he is currently serving time for wire fraud, money laundering, and conspiracy.

🥦🥦Despite losing around 25 pounds and appearing to be in better shape, SBF claims the vegan food he receives is so bad that he can't eat it. His fellow inmates have described it as smelling awful.

👨‍⚖️👨‍⚖️SBF maintains his innocence and plans to appeal the conviction. He believes he was made a scapegoat for FTX's collapse, attributing it to negligence that made the company vulnerable to issues like a bank run and competitors' actions. He argues that civil, not criminal, penalties would be appropriate.

👩‍💼👩‍💼Despite being convicted of mishandling $8 billion in customer funds, SBF claims that the lawyers he handed FTX to were responsible for the firm's collapse.

Stay tuned for more updates on this intriguing story! 📰📰