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It was an exceptionally rare 4σ trading session for equity markets today, marked by drops that typically happen just once every 19 months. During the downturn, the Nasdaq dropped 5.5%, while the S&P 500 fell 4.4%. Digital assets saw similar pressure, with Bitcoin declining by about 5%. Holding relatively steady through the volatility, $STRC settled at $99.56 by the close, finishing just 44 cents under par.

Continue to embrace the orange spirit, my friends.

The prevailing sentiment is decidedly bullish.

We are pleased to announce that we have officially made our return and are ₿ack.

Your funds should accomplish much more than simply giving the impression of luxury. $STRC

The argument in favor of holding Bitcoin transcends traditional political divides. While Florida voters chose a Republican governor who championed a national Bitcoin reserve, Texas elected a Democratic senator who supported legislation to establish one for his own state.

Wishing you a delightful dining experience and a very ₿on appétit.

We are happy to provide a new update on our corporate portfolio. Recorded as of 11/1/26, we hold a total of 849,327 BTC combined with $4.9B of USD Assets. Recently, Strategy expanded these reserves by securing 811 $BTC, in addition to having repurchased $208M of $STRC. You can find more information in our full press release at https://www.strategy.com/press/strategy-acquires-811-btc-and-repurchases-208-million-of-strc_11-02-2026 $MSTR

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Our team discovered additional space to incorporate an even greater amount of orange.

At this precise moment exactly 18 years ago, Satoshi ignited a flame across the digital landscape.

Strategy is excited to share our financial achievements for the third quarter of 2026. We reached a historic company milestone by generating $21 billion in operating income, making this our most successful quarter on record. So far this year, we have also secured a total of $21 billion in raised capital.

In addition to these milestones, we are pleased to announce that $STRC has been successfully restored to a healthy status. Our digital asset portfolio continues to expand as well, with our current reserves totaling 848,517 $BTC. This figure represents a 26% growth on a year-to-date basis.

For a comprehensive overview of our recent performance, please review the complete report at https://www.strategy.com/press/strategy-announces-third-quarter-2026-financial-results_10-29-2026

We would like to express our gratitude to everyone who participated in the recent vote. According to the preliminary results, an impressive 99.3% of the ballots cast were in favor, officially securing the approval of $MSTR shareholders for the Daily Dividends amendment. Thanks to the passage of this measure, dividends are now set to accrue every calendar day for $STRF, $STRC, $STRK, and $STRD. For further details, please visit https://www.strategy.com/press/strategy-announces-approval-of-the-daily-dividends-amendment_10-28-2026

Arguing against holding Bitcoin simply because AI has the potential to compromise a cryptocurrency application relies on flawed logic. Making that claim is practically identical to suggesting people should stop communicating in English just because AI is capable of breaching a digital messaging platform.

Suggesting that you should avoid purchasing Bitcoin merely because anybody has the ability to launch a new cryptocurrency is quite similar to arguing that studying English is pointless simply because anyone is capable of constructing their own language.