Satoshi Storm

The EF just opened Platåberget — the first public testnet for the Glamsterdam upgrade (fork goes live Aug 20). Inside the box: 🧊ePBS — enshrined proposer-builder separation (kills MEV centralization) 🧊BALs — block-level access lists 🧊Gas repricing toward a ~200M gas floor + new state-gas dimension (EIP-8037) 🧊Contract size 24KiB → 64KiB, initcode 48KiB → 128KiB This is Ethereum's most serious L1 tune-up since The Merge — more execution capacity, less builder power. ⚠️ Devs: hardcoded gas limits are about to break. Wallets, indexers, gas estimators — read meta EIP-7773 . Community testing is open: faucet + Dora browser are live. Get in before Sepolia/Hoodi. 🔬 📊 Setup 1H — $AAVE 🚀🚀Entry LONG $88.30 – $88.90 (pullback zone) SL $87.40  TP1 / TP2 / TP3 / TP4 $89.40 → $90.00 → $90.80 → $91.50 #ethereumfoundationlaunchesglamsterdamtestnet #DollarFallsTo10WeekLow #ColdcardWalletLossesExceed$115M #IAEAToRemoveNuclearMaterialFromSyriaSite #BitcoinHoldsNear$63500