躺撸达人

我也是直到今天才知道：

如果手机电量低于10%，打到高价车是滴滴、高德们算法里的一部分。

这事情其实也不算离谱了

精神小伙18岁,谈了个精神小妹16

干才烈火,小妹肚子有了,准备结婚

精神小妹单亲家庭,她妈属于老一辈精神小妹,那个时候叫非主流,她妈才33岁

办完婚礼,小妹回家养胎

精神小伙发育很好,185,乌龙枪很猛

一来二去和丈母娘擦出火,成功上垒

丈母娘有了........

宁愿饿死，也别去干两班倒的工作，年轻时候干几年还可以，年纪大了，别干了！ ​​​

吃了武大学术“妲己”的瓜，结果被男主“清华哥”的实力折服

清华本科，中科院自动化所博士
李国齐，施路平，刘成林的弟子

自己的博士科研照常推进的同时，帮女朋友写了四篇 CCF-A 类论文
还帮她那份 300w 的腾讯工作全干了
自己也出了 1000w 在北京买婚房

就这顶级配置，最后他还是被女主出轨了，而且还是两次

女主给的理由是：不太帅
😅

真有点心疼男主了，这条件去哪里相亲都可以横着走，结果偏偏摊上了女主这神人
💀

Youth begins with satisfying sexual desire.

Whenever you walk past the high school evening study playground, the hotel near the university town, or the entrance to a university girls’ dorm, you can’t say that college students have no youth. The one without youth is you—the bold, confident kind—who always finds a way to enjoy what youth feels like.

Clicking sounds, kissing sounds, and moaning sounds are the kinds of noises that make the sexually awakened men and women of adolescence feel their hearts surge.

A person’s physiology is such that once adolescence begins, they naturally have the strongest sex drive.

And in high school and college, most young people can’t feel confident anywhere on their body—because of family circumstances.

If you can’t feel confident, you can’t get a partner. If you can’t get a partner, you’ll choose to do it yourself. After doing it yourself too many times, you still end up with sexual repression.

Because this is something that—by nature—can only be completed through collaboration between two people who have sensitivity and spirit. If you do it yourself, you’ll feel severe guilt and emptiness.

At the end of the day, it’s still because you’re too poor. Young people just can’t lift their heads.

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Nolan is an amateur

I went to a nightclub yesterday and saw a couple.

The man was drinking, and the woman leaned into his arms. She was even blocking his drinks for him—it was so warm and sweet.

At the time, I was thinking, if only my wife were this gentle.

Later, when I walked closer and took a look, huh—it really was my wife.

My classmate’s mom is always getting sick, and her body is particularly weak.

Later, she started believing in some kind of religion. She spent tens of thousands of yuan buying a master’s portrait, then every day kneels down and head-bolts toward the portrait.

She head-bolts hundreds of times every day—have you seen head-bolting?

Have you ever seen burpees?

Head-bolting is basically like doing fewer burpees: instead of the jump, it’s just the part where you spring up and slap your hands on your head.

This old lady kneels and head-bolts a few hundred times a day at home. She’s practiced enough that—let alone being sick—she even has abs now.

She’s almost 70. She can even change the water in a water dispenser.

My classmate said, “Just do it. If you spend a couple grand, spend a couple grand.”

Stop now and look around you. Blink your eyes, and touch your own arm.

First: As long as you are still alive and healthy, the only fact is that you are healthy and alive right now—and you can perceive everything around you. Beyond that, there is nothing else that is truly real.

Second: As for what your mind thinks—what you’ll do tomorrow, who used to treat you badly, the things that have recently upset you, and the emotions that then arise—everything is just a play of your mind. It’s false.

All peace comes from the first point. Peace comes from knowing that if there is no physiological pain, then in truth you have nothing to worry about. Observe the world quietly, like a deity.

All suffering comes from the second point. Suffering arises because human beings live in a realm of illusory appearances; in a dreamlike state, they torture themselves.

This is the key to the peace and joy of life.

When I was a kid, our family was poor.
I could only eat the planet cups left over by my classmates.
Most of the time, there were no spoons.
That also trained my unique palate.
I see it as a gift poverty gave me.

Respect mathematics and drop the course promptly.

Why do people say Chongqing is a paradise?

Porsche Panamera prices have crashed hard. The reason: in the past, it was often the big brothers who bought cars for their girlfriends. But nowadays, many of those big brothers have racked up debts and are struggling to make ends meet themselves, so they can’t even afford to buy a car for their girlfriends anymore.

Conservation of Energy

Don’t laugh at the ones trapped in the crypto market—who has managed to return after switching to US stocks?

Prohibited from participating in pottery

As long as there's life, keep striving

[In the crypto world for 4 years and still haven’t made $1 million—basically you’re useless]

Fuck your mom

Don’t say $1 million—among those who’ve been in the game for 4 years and can make $100k, there are very few

In fact, most people lose money and exit, and then most of those who are still in are losing too but keep insisting

Those who can make money are the few

So everyone else is useless too.

Prime shops must be transferred when they’re at their hottest.

Business should be scaled back when it’s at its most glorious.

Stocks should be liquidated when you most want to go all-in.

Investments should be avoided when everyone is praising them, and leave when the reputation is at its best.

The best time is exactly when it’s easiest to get a deal done.

When profits are highest, it’s also the easiest time to find someone to take the bag. ​​​