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Just leaving this here — a draft for history.
I would like to see a scenario like this:
📈 Bounce $BTC to ~100-110 thousand.
🧠 Formation of "head and shoulders"
🐻 Dive into a bear market
💤 Bottom of the bear — around $50,000 in autumn 2026
🌅 Then — recovery and new highs in 2–3 years
This is not a call to action, not financial advice —
but merely the imagination of one of millions of investors.
💭 Never listen to anyone.
Trade with your head.
I would like to see a scenario like this:
📈 Bounce $BTC to ~100-110 thousand.
🧠 Formation of "head and shoulders"
🐻 Dive into a bear market
💤 Bottom of the bear — around $50,000 in autumn 2026
🌅 Then — recovery and new highs in 2–3 years
This is not a call to action, not financial advice —
but merely the imagination of one of millions of investors.
💭 Never listen to anyone.
Trade with your head.
Elon Musk’s favorite economist joke
Two economists go hiking through the woods.
They find a bunch of shit
One economist tells the other:
“i’ll pay you 100 dollars if you eat it”
The economist eats the shit and gets 100 dollars
They keep going
Then they find another pile of shit
The other economist says:
“Now I’ll pay you 100 dollars if you eat this pile of shit”
He pays the other economist, and the other eats it
Then they say:
“Wait. We both just ate a pile of shit, and we don’t have any more money. We just gave each other 100 dollars, and we both ate a pile of shit. There’s no point to this.”
And the second one replies:
“No, no. Look at it from an economics perspective. We’ve just added 200 dollars to the economy”
Two economists go hiking through the woods.
They find a bunch of shit
One economist tells the other:
“i’ll pay you 100 dollars if you eat it”
The economist eats the shit and gets 100 dollars
They keep going
Then they find another pile of shit
The other economist says:
“Now I’ll pay you 100 dollars if you eat this pile of shit”
He pays the other economist, and the other eats it
Then they say:
“Wait. We both just ate a pile of shit, and we don’t have any more money. We just gave each other 100 dollars, and we both ate a pile of shit. There’s no point to this.”
And the second one replies:
“No, no. Look at it from an economics perspective. We’ve just added 200 dollars to the economy”
If Elon Musk sold all of his fortune tomorrow and distributed the money to every person on Earth
How much would each 🫵🏼 get?
Let’s assume his wealth is $1 trillion in cash.
The population of the Earth is currently about 8.3 billion people
That comes out to roughly $120 per person
So a family of 4 would get about $480
And here’s what’s interesting
Even if you take one of the richest people in the world and fully divide his fortune among all the people on the planet, everyone would receive less than…
How much would each 🫵🏼 get?
Let’s assume his wealth is $1 trillion in cash.
The population of the Earth is currently about 8.3 billion people
That comes out to roughly $120 per person
So a family of 4 would get about $480
And here’s what’s interesting
Even if you take one of the richest people in the world and fully divide his fortune among all the people on the planet, everyone would receive less than…
🌝 Formatted 9,000 Bitcoin
16 years ago, the “Stone Man” formatted his hard drive and lost 9,000 bitcoins 🤯
BTC remain frozen there, worth $700M.
16 years ago, the “Stone Man” formatted his hard drive and lost 9,000 bitcoins 🤯
BTC remain frozen there, worth $700M.
Thank God that the government is buying crypto—I was already thinking I’d have to work and contribute to society
Section: Quotes from Twitter 💭
Section: Quotes from Twitter 💭
Sex is, of course, cool
But have you ever been through a whole bear market buying all kinds of junk nobody wanted—then suddenly 3 green days erased months of suffering and pushed you into profit?
But have you ever been through a whole bear market buying all kinds of junk nobody wanted—then suddenly 3 green days erased months of suffering and pushed you into profit?
🫵🏼😏 Have you seen how good some altaccounts feel?
Someday, the ones we bought will feel it too 😁
Someday, the ones we bought will feel it too 😁
GM ☀️ Bitcoin
$81,000 goes wild ⁉️
🦋 By the way, there are still 7000 packages in the profile—grab them 🫵🏼
$81,000 goes wild ⁉️
🦋 By the way, there are still 7000 packages in the profile—grab them 🫵🏼
✨ Bitcoin should last until the end of the year 💛
🫵🏼 For example:
• A $55,000 price is valued at 29%
• And $100,000 is about 23%
🫵🏼 For example:
• A $55,000 price is valued at 29%
• And $100,000 is about 23%
🛌 🌙 ✨ Let’s wish each other a peaceful good night, crypto guys 🙌☺️❤️
💭 I don't know why, but this growth feels like:
Unnatural, fake, and empty. Without a soul.
As if someone shoved a manipulation in. I even feel nauseous from this kind of growth. Maybe I'm wrong 😏
*my subjective opinion, not claiming to be the truth ❤️
Unnatural, fake, and empty. Without a soul.
As if someone shoved a manipulation in. I even feel nauseous from this kind of growth. Maybe I'm wrong 😏
*my subjective opinion, not claiming to be the truth ❤️
Verified
❌ EXMO is also closing
Back then it was very popular and in demand, especially among old-timers. We remember and will remember.
🫡With such a bearish letter, the F will be wiped out...
But it looks like Bitmart has changed its mind about closing and has rolled out an alternative restructuring plan with a phased restoration of certain operations and payments to creditors
Back then it was very popular and in demand, especially among old-timers. We remember and will remember.
🫡With such a bearish letter, the F will be wiped out...
But it looks like Bitmart has changed its mind about closing and has rolled out an alternative restructuring plan with a phased restoration of certain operations and payments to creditors
🚨 FROM $150,000 TO $12.7 MILLION IN TOTAL IN JUST 3 DAYS 🐒
If you caught the NFT boom, you’ve definitely heard about Machi
One of the biggest holders of Bored Ape Yacht Club—at his peak, he had around 180 NFTs, and each ape back then was worth about $100,000 🦍💰
Then the NFT market died, and Machi moved into leveraged trading at 20–25x
Main bets on $ETH, $BTC, and $HYPE
Over the last year, about 500 liquidations 🤯
When the margin started running out, the apes swung into action
Especially this summer
🔻 Sold 34 BAYC
🔻 Locked in roughly $400 in ETH losses
🔻 Put the received $ETH straight into longs so he wouldn’t get liquidated
A week ago, all of Crypto Twitter was talking about how Machi is about to be out of steam
He’s selling off his last assets to keep $ETH longs alive
And then the market suddenly flips 🚀
In just 3 days, his deposit turns from about $150,000 into $12.72 million
💰 Plus more than $12.5 million in 3 days
Right now, his longs are split between $BTC, $ETH, and $HYPE
🌚 Looks like it’s still too early to write off Machi
If you caught the NFT boom, you’ve definitely heard about Machi
One of the biggest holders of Bored Ape Yacht Club—at his peak, he had around 180 NFTs, and each ape back then was worth about $100,000 🦍💰
Then the NFT market died, and Machi moved into leveraged trading at 20–25x
Main bets on $ETH, $BTC, and $HYPE
Over the last year, about 500 liquidations 🤯
When the margin started running out, the apes swung into action
Especially this summer
🔻 Sold 34 BAYC
🔻 Locked in roughly $400 in ETH losses
🔻 Put the received $ETH straight into longs so he wouldn’t get liquidated
A week ago, all of Crypto Twitter was talking about how Machi is about to be out of steam
He’s selling off his last assets to keep $ETH longs alive
And then the market suddenly flips 🚀
In just 3 days, his deposit turns from about $150,000 into $12.72 million
💰 Plus more than $12.5 million in 3 days
Right now, his longs are split between $BTC, $ETH, and $HYPE
🌚 Looks like it’s still too early to write off Machi
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