Harvard reptiloids have decided that one Bitcoin is not enough for them to conquer the world! At the end of 2025, they dumped 21% of their BTC-ETF holdings (not in the red, don't get your hopes up!), to line their pockets with brand new Ethereum-ETF worth $87 million. Bitcoin is still at the top of their list, but now they also have 'ether' weapons. Just a simple transfer of money from one pocket to another before the final leap! #Harvard #BitcoinETF #EthereumETF #BTC #ETH
In this life, even time doesn't fly as quickly as it does before a deadline. My progress there is delayed less than the promises of exes. I'm still alive, but in the rankings, I've already been sung over and replaced by a Chinese bot." 📉💀
If your portfolio currently looks like my face after an explosion — congratulations, you're in the club. We hold the line until the last cent, because there are no more job vacancies at the factory. 💀📉 #Ethereum #ETH #VitalikHelp #RugpullTyrant