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Now, a bit of HUMOR for you!

ZEK flies into DEXE:

— Bro, where’s UAI?

DEXE:
— He said he’s about to make us 100x.

ZEK:
— And where is he?

DEXE:
— In the liquidity chat.

UAI suddenly shows up:
— Guys, there’s a problem…

— What problem?

— I accidentally trained an AI to buy at the highs.

ZEK:
— And sell at the lows?

UAI:
— No. That’s already the DEXE firmware. 💀🔥

$DEXE $ZEC $UAI

$SKR $ZKC $UAI when will day X come?

$XRP is getting ready for the quantum era right now — and Ripple’s plan looks quite serious.

XRPL has received a multi-stage roadmap for post-quantum security:

PQC testing is already underway

hybrid solutions will be tested on XRPL

next — preparation for a large-scale migration

goal — complete transition no later than 2028

And it’s not just about swapping one algorithm. You need to account for signatures, network load, validators, and a secure transfer of existing accounts.

Ripple is also working on a Q-Day scenario — if today’s cryptography is suddenly compromised.

Not the most hyped update for $XRP , but for long-term infrastructure it’s quite important.

If you plan to hold crypto for years — interesting. Does your network already have a plan for Q-Day?

$XRP

🚨 Elon Musk Supported a Theory That Could Save Bitcoin From a Quantum Hack

Physicist Tim Palmer believes that quantum computers have a fundamental limit — fewer than 1000 logical qubits.

And a new estimate suggests that breaking Bitcoin cryptography could require about 835 logical qubits.

🤯 The numbers are almost lining up.

If Palmer’s theory is confirmed, the physics of the universe itself may not allow us to build a quantum computer capable of breaking Bitcoin.

But for now, it’s a hypothesis, not a proven fact.

₿ Bitcoin’s future may depend not only on mathematics — but also on the laws of the universe itself.

$BTC

🚨 While Bitcoin and Ethereum are losing capital, XRP ETF shows record demand

This week, XRP ETFs recorded $110.49 million in net inflows— a new 2026 high and more than twice the previous record.

The situation is especially interesting given the market moves:

🔴 Bitcoin: about −$201 million in daily outflows
🔴 Ethereum: about −$102 million in daily outflows
🟢 XRP: funds continue to receive capital inflows

At the same time, XRP itself is down about 7.8% over the week.

Total net assets across all XRP ETFs have already reached $1.44 billion.

And among altcoins today, attention is also drawn to:

🔥 $XRP

🚀 $4

🚀 $PROM

So it paints an interesting picture: despite pressure on the XRP price, money via ETFs continues to flow into the asset.

The price falls— institutional demand grows.
Now the main question: will this capital fuel XRP’s next move? 👀

🔥 12.9 MILLION CARHARTT ACCOUNTS — UNDER ATTACK?

ShinyHunters заявила, что стоит за масштабной утечкой данных

💥 According to Have I Been Pwned, after analyzing the published dataset, the figure could be roughly 12.9 million real email addresses.

But the most interesting part is what comes next.

💰 According to ShinyHunters, Carhartt was asked for $3.3 million to not disclose the data. Supposedly, the negotiations fell through—after which the data ended up publicly available.

📂 In the dataset, according to available information, there are:
— names;
— email addresses;
— phone numbers;
— physical addresses.

⚠️ At the same time, there’s an important nuance: Carhartt has not publicly confirmed that it was hacked and has not confirmed the claims about extortion threats.

So right now we don’t just have a loud statement from hackers: the published dataset has indeed been analyzed, and HIBP counted about 12.9 million addresses belonging to real users.

And here’s the key question:

if the data really belongs to Carhartt customers—how many people could already become targets for phishing, spam, and fraud attacks? 👀

🔐 If you ever had a Carhartt account, now is the time to be extra careful about suspicious emails, SMS messages, and calls.
$QNT $LINK $XMR

🚨 Real Trump Coins denies launch of Trump Digital GOLD token

The Trump-linked project Real Trump Coins stated that it had not launched, promoted, or authorized the Trump Digital GOLD (GOLD) token on the Solana blockchain.

At the same time, the token briefly appeared on online platforms associated with the project and received promotion through the company’s account and domain. Soon after, the posts were removed, and the token itself collapsed almost entirely.

According to Lookonchain, the developer and 15 recently created wallets controlled about 82.45% of the total GOLD supply.

After that, the 15 wallets sold around 224.5 million tokens for approximately $330K. Based on Lookonchain’s estimates, the operation generated about $312K in profit.

📉 After the mass sale, GOLD’s price and market capitalization sharply crashed.

Real Trump Coins claims it has nothing to do with the launch and calls the events actions by third parties.

However, questions remain: who created the token, who controlled the large wallets, and how did GOLD end up connected to the project’s official channels?

At the moment, there is no direct evidence that the launch was carried out by Real Trump Coins itself.
$TRUMP $MELANIA $SOL

🔥 Stellar strengthens its position in the RWA market

The tokenization sector continues to grow rapidly, and Stellar is becoming one of the prominent players in this direction.

As of August 29, 2026, the volume of tokenized real assets on the network has reached nearly $4 billion—about $3.996 billion.

For comparison: at the end of 2025, the figure was at roughly $868.8 million. Thus, in 2026 the market grew by approximately 4.6 times.

But it’s not just the growth that’s interesting.

Stellar is preparing to connect DTCC infrastructure—one of the key participants in the U.S. financial market. DTCC has announced plans to integrate its tokenization service with the public Stellar blockchain.

Tokenized DTC assets are expected to appear on the network in the first half of 2027.

💡 If the plans are implemented, Stellar will gain additional access to institutional infrastructure, and the RWA sector could get a new boost.

It seems that tokenization of traditional assets is gradually moving from experiments to real-world use. And Stellar wants to be at the very center of this process.
$SPCX $XLM $SPCXB



#Stellar #XLM #RWA #Tokenization #Crypto

$TUT future — this is not trading, it’s a test of how many nerve cells you’ve still got 💀 Open a position — and your heart is already in a margin call, while these degenerates are still opening long shots with leverage 🤬 Another such dump, and the pulse generator will be more necessary than a stop-loss.
$TUT

🚨🚨 Varsh spoke — and the market, it seems, got a cold shower 🚨🚨

The new head of the Fed turned out to be rather hawkish:

🔥 Inflation is still too high.
🎯 The 2% target remains unchanged.
📈 A rate hike is still possible.
💵 Financial conditions don’t look tight enough yet.

But note: it wasn’t all doom and gloom 👀

The economy and corporate earnings look solid.
AI investment is supporting productivity and growth.

Varsh also emphasized: “money matters” — monetary conditions still play a key role.

And most importantly: the Fed isn’t handing the market a ready-made script. The next step will depend on the data.

Here’s what I’m keeping in focus:

78K ⬇️

If Bitcoin holds this level after such a hawkish signal — for me, that’s a sign of real strength.

Because the classic scenario is changing 👀

The Fed cuts rates → BTC rises.

Now Bitcoin needs to prove it can keep growing even when the Fed isn’t creating ideal conditions for it 👌

$ETH
$BTC
$SOL

Lighter, Zcash and XRP aim for new highs after a breakout

Lighter (LIT), Zcash (ZEC), and XRP have broken through key resistance levels and continue to move upward. LIT and ZEC have already reached the first Fibonacci expansion targets, while XRP is approaching the next key resistance.

After breaking out above $3.30, LIT has upside potential toward $3.98, which corresponds to the next Fibonacci expansion target. Support remains in the $2.76 area.

After reaching $903.47, ZEC ran into resistance. A confident breakout above this level could open the way to the next target at $1,099.14. The nearest support is $749.65.

After bouncing back, XRP is holding around $1.48 and testing resistance at $1.50. A breakout could clear the path to the $1.63–$1.64 zone, while the nearest support is located around $1.33–$1.36.

If the key levels hold, LIT, ZEC, and XRP will maintain the potential to continue the upward move.
$XRP $LIT $ZEC

$TRUMP once again draws attention 👀

A memecoin after a strong impulse in the last few days is currently trading around $2.60–$2.65. At the same time, elevated trading activity persists: on August 28–29, volumes were significantly higher than on previous days.

The main resistance zone right now is $3.00–$3.07. A breakout and stabilization above this range could pave the way for a retest of $3.60–$3.68.

On the other hand, losing support in the $2.50–$2.52 area will be the first signal of weakening in the bullish scenario. In that case, the price could return to $2.30–$2.17.

For $TRUMP , the key question for now is whether the price can once again take back the $3 level and hold above it. 👀

$TRUMP

$DEXE continues to remain in the recovery phase. After the impulse to 2.70, the price returned to the 2.28 area and is now testing the lower part of the recent range. The key zone becomes 2.22–2.28: if buyers continue to absorb sell volume here and the price holds above this area, the next step may be a return to 2.34–2.40, followed by a retest of 2.50–2.55. Losing 2.22 will noticeably worsen the structure and shift attention to 2.10–2.05 as the next support zone. The current price around 2.28 confirms that the market is right near this important area.

NIL looks more resilient. After breaking out to 0.0540, the price pulled back, but for now it is holding the 0.0520–0.0525 area. As long as this zone remains under buyers, the movement looks more like a pause after the breakout than a full reversal downward. A return above 0.0540–0.0545 will give a chance for a new expansion of the move, while holding below 0.0515 will become the first signal of structure weakening. The current quote around 0.0525 is right near the zone that is important to hold now.
$DEXE $NIL

$BTR , it seems, is not in a hurry to permanently move above $0.18 just yet. Several times already, the price has tried to establish itself above $0.17, but each time it met with a reverse reaction.

So for now, the pullback scenario remains in place: when the price returns to the $0.165–$0.171 range, a short can be considered with a first move toward $0.13, and if the downtrend continues—down to as low as $0.11.

After that, you can expect another response from buyers and an attempt to bounce. 😀

But be sure to manage risk: if the price confidently holds above the key upper zone, the decline scenario will no longer be relevant. The stop-loss is better placed above the level where the scenario is invalidated.

$BTR

real money $DEXE $ZEC $4

$DEXE — either you dive in right now, or later you’ll be telling the story of how you «almost made it». 🚀

A coin for those who love risk and motion.
DEXE. No fear. 🔥

$DEXE

NOT MUCH of HUMOR!

There are 4: PROM and CLO.

4: «I’ll ixanate».
PROM: «I’ll promo it».
CLO: «And who am I?»

Exchange: «You idiots, you’re already -90%
$4 $PROM $CLO

Elon Musk stated:

Starbase in Louisiana will ultimately have more than a dozen launch towers, enabling over 30 Starship flights per day and making it the largest launch site on Earth!

SpaceX is turning science fiction into reality. 🚀

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