一九投研

So jealous! These people found a whole bunch of iPhones.

Have you claimed the Binance Alpha air drop from today yet? The current value is 35u ($XDP ). You only need 125 points to claim it 😂

Thanks to the Binance wallet for the 0.138 BNB airdrop worth $100—this one feels great.

Biden's son's coin #laptop has gone live; the market cap is way too high

Binance Alpha's new coin today $CP has now dropped to 190 points—there are still some left. Live long enough, wow 😂

emmm
If anyone wants to feel like a leader
the thrill of controlling the whole scene
pay for a GPT
and just opening your mouth is enough
do whatever you’re told
isn’t that great

Time really flies.

The “94 incident” in the crypto world is already nine years ago.

So it was a locally deployed Codex, that explains it.
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​Huh? What? Local deployment?

Another lucky winner has appeared!

On August 31, a British man named Chris lost access to his digital wallet when the trading platform Intersango went bankrupt in 2014. At the time, the wallet contained about £4,000 worth of Bitcoin.

Back then, the platform had more than 5,000 accounts. It is believed that Bitcoin worth possibly hundreds of millions of pounds may still be in the account of a co-founder of the company. If former users can provide sufficient proof of ownership, they may be able to reclaim it again.

After repeated attempts over the years to contact the company failed, Chris eventually gave up, saying that watching the Bitcoin price keep rising was “like being repeatedly punched in the stomach.”

But earlier this year, he tried again and hired a lawyer to help prove that he owned dozens of “lost” Bitcoins. After a few months, the Bitcoins were returned to him—currently worth about £3.3 million.

The weight of an IELTS score report: 3.5 grams.

The weight of 2,170 yuan: 25.3 grams.

What he wanted from me was the latter—so he could trade for the uncertain former.

At 2 p.m., he sent me a message. He said, “With 2,170 yuan, you can see me once, but only for three hours. The time and place are up to you.”

I said, “Let me think it over—I’m not ready yet.” He didn’t hang up; he just quietly waited. Good times and good locations don’t wait for anyone.

After a while, I said, “Okay.”

To meet him, I spent months in advance preparing the skills to communicate with him—money to improve myself—just so I could be worthy of a better version of him.

Every time I met him, he would deliberately make things difficult for me. I knew I might not be good enough, that I hadn’t been able to satisfy him. But 2,000 yuan only to see him once—the cost in time and money was simply too high.

I looked sadly at the balance in my wallet. Those funds could have bought something better, yet for him I was willing all the same.

For a moment, I understood. What I wanted was never a passing score report, but self-affirmation that isn’t assessed by any system. There’s no need to keep getting entangled.

Also, he asked me, “When you see me, can you bring strength worth a nine?”

I was silent for a moment. He thought I didn’t want that.

This article is purely fictional, for entertainment only.

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Let me tell you a ghost story: on Twitter, there was a guy who sold it—$牛来 —at 10,000 times the price! If he hadn’t sold, it would be worth $6 million now!

Athletes are Jing Tian’s favorite—any woman who’s been loved by a sportsman will never forget the unparalleled pleasure he brings, even if she later reaches menopause. This is a physiological kind of liking; it’s also called love. Liberal arts student Sun Yuchen spent 30 million just to feel some breasts, and even had to call the art student “Mom.” Meanwhile, the athlete didn’t spend any money and just became the art student’s “dad.” Psychologically, it’s definitely easy to get out of balance. A man only has two paths: make money & work out.

Domestic media have completely blown up—Toutiao, Douyin, and Xiaohongshu are all flooded with the embryo/egg incident! Even the old lady and old man downstairs are enthusiastically chatting about Jing Tian and Sun Yuchen’s gossip today. What everyone is most concerned about is that it turns out trading coins is so profitable—Brother Sun is so young and already has several hundred billion! Some people say it’s several thousand billion, even several ten thousand billion! It’s all gone viral! I had no choice but to edge away and slip off, afraid they’ll pull me to ask me: you’ve been trading coins and playing Bitcoin for as long as—if not longer than—Sun Yuchen, how much did you make? Why do you still look like you’re poor and struggling to get by?

After finishing Sun Ge’s little essay, the 7 little things I learned:

1. Zhang Jike did something important without spending a single cent—the stronger body of a man matters more

2. For your personal finance AI consultant, just use Claude

3. Talking with Sun Ge: for Jing Tian, she makes 3,000 people worth; but Zeng Ying still has to wash underwear—being strong yourself is the key

4. Keep your nails trimmed clean; girls really do care about your nails

5. It’s hard for ordinary people to put Sun Ge’s teachings into practice—start by improving your writing

6. This world is both cruel and kind. Jing Tian is righteous—she puts herself into it, inviting Sun Ge to come to the capital three times

7. AI still doesn’t know what love is—they broke up, and Claude is responsible for everything

The photo that Sun Yuchen saved back then should be this one. In October 2007, Jing Tian signed a contract with QQ Flying Squirrel and became the spokesperson for the game《QQ飞车》. Since this image is blurry, it looks like a little black girl—of course Jing Tian wouldn’t be able to recognize her.

The first time I saw it, I almost thought it was Zhang Yuanying!
At the $币安人生 reading sharing event,
who is the girl next to CZ?
I want to follow!!!

Chinese billionaire CZ says BTC will definitely reach $1,000,000
My relative says Bitcoin is about to crash
I don’t know who to believe 😂

At the latest NVIDIA earnings call, the company’s CEO, Jensen Huang, said in a joking tone that the best U.S. stock trading strategy for 2026 is to see who he has dinner with—then the following day their stock prices will double.

Quick roundup: Crypto projects that generated protocol revenue every single month for 12 consecutive months.

The crypto space is never short on narratives—however, there are actually not that many projects that can sustainably generate revenue.

Based on the most recent 12 complete natural months, the following token-based projects had positive protocol revenue every month:

First tier｜12-month revenue > $100 million

$HYPE ｜Hyperliquid Perps
12 months: $739M
Last 30 days: $45.17M
Revenue source: perpetual contract trading fees

$PUMP ｜Pumpfun
12 months: $328M
Last 30 days: $31.93M
Revenue source: token issuance, trading, and token graduation fees
$SKY ｜Sky Lending
12 months: $235M
Last 30 days: $13.70M
Revenue source: loan interest and asset yield spread

$AAVE｜Aave V3
12 months: $115M
Last 30 days: $4.19M
Revenue source: borrowing, liquidations, and flash loan fees

Second tier｜12-month revenue $50M–$100M
$JUP｜Jupiter core product: ≥ $99.80M
$AERO｜Aerodrome Slipstream: $99.74M
$LINK｜Chainlink staking: $58.06M
$CAKE｜PancakeSwap V3: $57.83M

Third tier｜12-month revenue $10M–$50M
$ETHFI｜Etherfi stake: $40.69M
$LDO｜Lido: $38.97M
$RAY｜Raydium: $26.01M
$PENDLE｜Pendle: $22.53M
$GMX｜GMX: $12.82M

Fourth tier｜12-month revenue < $10M
$ENA｜Ethena: $9.21M
$DYDX｜dYdX: $8.29M
$SPK｜SparkLend: $4.64M

But having protocol revenue doesn’t necessarily mean the token is automatically worth buying.
The two questions that are truly worth continuing to research are:
① After subtracting token incentives, how much money is left?
② Of these revenues, how much ultimately flows through to token holders?

For example: buybacks, burns, staking distributions, or other value-capture mechanisms.
From this perspective, at the moment I would focus on:

$HYPE , $PUMP , $AAVE, $SKY , $PENDLE, $GMX
Their continuity/bridge between protocol revenue and token value is relatively more worth studying.

If you previously got the Binance alpha and did the booster tasks, go check your wallet to see whether the rewards sent from $BTW have been claimed. My cousin just checked and found that you can claim 1000. Now it’s roughly worth $480. She said the first month of her allowance when school starts is covered 😂