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Everyone is currently discussing the 'end of the cycle' and outflows from ETFs. The fear index is at a half, panic in the chats, and someone has already gone to delete the exchange app to avoid seeing this 'red ocean'.
​But let's take a breath and look at the numbers without emotions.
​📉 What really happened?
That 'shot' to $74,555 that we saw — it is not the beginning of a crash. It was a surgical operation. Everyone who came in with huge leverage and hoped for easy money was shaken out of the market. The market just 'slimmed down' to fly higher.
​🐳 What are the whales doing?
While you are afraid, in the last 24 hours, BTC worth $1.6 billion has been withdrawn from exchanges. Where to? To cold wallets. The big players are not selling; they are creating a shortage. When you want to buy back at $90k+, there simply won't be any coins in the order book.
​🧱 My choice is patience and fundamentals.
I am holding my position (especially paying attention to infrastructure projects like POL that are building the future while others are just speculating). In 2026, crypto is not a lottery; it is time. And time is currently working for those who know how to wait.
​My advice: Don't look at minute charts. Look at where the money is going. And it is going into the hands of those who are not panicking.
​See you at $99,000.
DYOR

And again a little humor to lighten your nerves)😄

Two crypto investors are sitting, looking at the charts. One says to the other:
* Hey, I was thinking... maybe we should invest in a company that makes toilet paper?
* Why's that?
* Well, you know, there's such instability in the market right now, and people will always need to... you know!
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A crypto investor walks into a bar and orders the most expensive cocktail. The bartender is surprised:
* You look so happy, must be a good day on the exchange today?
* Not really, just decided to celebrate that I finally managed to withdraw my money from that "reliable" crypto exchange!
$XRP


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The X-ray of Fear: Who is taking your 'Blood'? 🏛️🩸

What do we actually see?
Crowd Panic: While small players are being liquidated for billions, 'Anonymous Traders' (Large whales) coldly bought up $615 million worth in a day.
Survival Paradox: Most positions are currently 'underwater' but they are not being closed. Why? Because they have a Plan, while the crowd has only Fear.

The battle for the $78,000 level is not about technical analysis. It's about nerves. The swarm sees a 'bear market'. The architect sees discounts and strengthens the foundation.

Remember: in this system, you either build your own path, or you become liquidity for those who have already built it.

Victory through Paradox. 🛡️
DYOR

$BTC

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Let's all smile together 🤣🤣🤣

Donald Trump speaks at a press conference:
— I want peace all over the world! But only on my terms.
A journalist asks:
— And what are your terms, Mr. Trump?
— Well, first of all, all countries must write on their flags: "Made in the USA."
— And secondly?
— Secondly, all world leaders must like my tweets. If someone misses out — that will be considered a declaration of war.
— And that's it?
— Well, I will also impose tariffs. On everything. Even on the air that other countries breathe. Want to breathe? Pay up! And if someone doesn’t pay, I'll send them a bill for "using the Earth's atmosphere."

Journalist:
— And what if someone disagrees?
Trump:
— Then I will impose a tariff on their discontent. And another tariff for not wanting to pay the first tariff. And so on indefinitely.

Journalist:
— But that's absurd!
Trump:
— Absurd? Great! Then I will impose a tariff on absurdity. 10% on every illogical decision. And you know what? I'm already getting rich just by talking about this!

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Some funny jokes about crypto investors that will cheer you up🤣😅😂

☆Why are crypto investors always so calm?
Because they know that their money can disappear at any moment.

$FLOKI


☆How does a crypto investor fix a broken computer?
He just reboots it and hopes that the price of bitcoin will go up.

$PEPE


☆What does a crypto investor tell his therapist?
"I lost all my money, but at least I can say that I was part of something revolutionary."

$SHIB


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$BTTC
Good day to all! Well, please tell me why the trading volume over 24 hours keeps falling and falling?

And again it's me, who will bring you a bit of humor and a smile to your face)

An investor calls his broker:
* "How are my stocks doing?"
* The broker replies: "They are plummeting down at an incredible speed!"
* Investor: "Great! That means I will have time to sell them before they hit rock bottom.

$ETH


* Two crypto investors meet:
* How are you doing?
* Great! I finally learned how to lose money wisely.

$DOGE


* Two investors are sitting, one says to the other:
* You know, I thought that investing is like marriage.
* Why is that?
* Well, first you invest all your money, and then you hope everything will be fine.

$USDC


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Jokes about cryptocurrency that will brighten your sleepless nights🌙

✅️ Why is Bitcoin so popular? Because it's like pizza - everyone wants a slice!

$LTC


✅️ What do cryptocurrency and dieting have in common? Everyone says it's easy until you try it.

$XRP


✅️ Why are cryptocurrency enthusiasts such optimists? Because they always see the light at the end of the tunnel, even when the price is falling.

$BNB


✅️ What happens if you cross Bitcoin and the dollar? You get Bitdollar - the most unstable currency in the world!

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And now a bit of humor and a smile on your face)😀

🤜A person in a mask bursts into the bank, where the crypto ATM is located.

* I need to buy bitcoin, - he says.

* Alright, - replies the bank employee. - How much do you want to buy?

* With all the money that is in the crypto ATM.🤛

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$ETH