Real workplace quotes:
The more you do, the more mistakes you make
The less you do, the fewer mistakes you make
Not doing anything is not bad
Not bad, not bad
Tomorrow and tomorrow
How many tomorrows there are
Since there are so many
Why not just procrastinate
After all, doing nothing
It’s better than not doing anything well
As a 21st century lay flat person
After paddling day and night
Finally~lying flat!!!
Fake Workplace Quotes:
"Don't wait for opportunity, create it." - George Bernard Shaw
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to keep going that counts." - Winston Churchill
"If you want to go fast, go alone; if you want to go far, go with others." - African Proverb
"Change is the only constant." - Heraclitus
"Leadership is about getting others to follow your vision, not you to follow theirs." - John C. Maxwell
"Work is not about making money, but about personal fulfillment and social contribution." - Peter Drucker
"Never underestimate the power of a small group of determined people to change the world. In fact, that's how it all started." - Margaret Mead
"Don't be afraid of failure, because failure is the mother of success." - Socrates
"The essence of management is not knowing, but doing." - Peter Drucker
"Teamwork is the key to success." - Andrew Carnegie