1. Driving is easy, only afraid of new people!

2. You can live like a pig, but you can never be happy like a pig!

3. You may feel good living in silence once in a while, but living in silence sucks.

4. You never know how bad your luck is if you don't buy lottery tickets, you never know how bad your popularity is if you don't borrow money, and you never know how ugly you are if you don't go to confession.

5. Meet the person you like to be sure to confess, it doesn't matter if you are ugl, in case he is blind.

6. Time and marriage will make a man mature, but time is a small fire, marriage is a big fire.