“Consensus There is a rumor that JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon will be handing out ayahuasca in 2024. Of course, this is not true, the person behind this rumor is Gunnar Lovelace, one of the minds behind organic e-commerce retailer Thrive Markets 😂

The real Dimon (a known crypto skeptic) will probably not participate this year (his loss). However, Lovelace had several impersonators roam the conference center grounds and repent for their sins. 🎭

Lovelace pays Dimon impersonators to wrestle anthropomorphized versions of tit coins and be paraded around Consensus by a dominatrix. This entire series will cost Lovelace $25,000, including the cost of the tricks, labor, costumes and budget for smoke bombs. 💸

It's all part of a complex marketing effort timed before the official launch of Lovelace's latest effort, a crowd-sourcing app for civil disobedience called United for Kindness (UNFK).

UNFK is a secret society for pranking the world's biggest corrupt corporations. The UNFK app, which will include an early version of a game they call "Dong Game," will serve as the central nervous system for Lovelace and his team's largest social experiment.

On Dong Game, users are encouraged to throw dildos at corporate lawyers outside of major banks. Users will earn points as they play (maybe redeemable for tokens one day, probably not in the US).

Lovelace promised to send a garbage truck full of dildos to JPMorgan's corporate headquarters for every 50,000 dildos "tossed." Other even more ambitious efforts have also been reported.

The team also partnered with Amplifier to offer $50,000 in rewards to artists who create parody ads criticizing harmful corporate products and practices.

“We are stronger and better by embracing the cryptocurrency community and inviting them to become early members of a mass market movement that gamifies participation,” Lovelace said.

What do you think about this story? We are waiting your comments! 😂👇"