ETH is at 1,907.63, with a 1-hour RSI of 13.4; oversold is only what it looks like on the surface. Current funding rates across 13 exchanges show Lighter charging 0.960 bp and KuCoin paying -0.300 bp—a 1.260 bp extreme spread, positive on one side and negative on the other: longs are paying on one exchange, shorts on the other. The opportunity is this 1.260 bp dislocation, not guessing the direction. Don’t talk about going long until it reclaims 1,989.11; if 1,878.00 breaks, even the mispricing is gone.