I want to change my profile picture. No more bees—let’s switch to a crow. I’ve been making bad predictions lately.

I said there’d be a third test,
I said the bull wasn’t coming,
I said the midterm election rally would be a rebound, not a reversal,
I said October’s CPI data would come in higher than expected,
I said it would drop to around 70,000—the 2021 high.

I’m begging you, please don’t let it drop any further. If it does, I’ll have egg on my face. I didn’t mind being wrong about the earlier stuff, but I’m afraid if it keeps falling, it won’t just bruise my ego—it’ll hurt my wallet too.
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I’d gladly sacrifice 30 kilos of flesh in exchange for Bitcoin bottoming out!
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