12:41 a.m. 🌙 This one's for you if you're still awake.
There are only two states for crypto people late at night:
staring at the candlestick chart, waiting for a “what if”;
staring at the food delivery app, waiting for another “what if”—what if this late-night snack could cheer me up?
I've noticed a pattern: the wilder the market gets, the more ridiculous my late-night food orders become.
When it goes up, I treat myself to something nice: this one's on the market.
When it goes down, I turn my frustration into an appetite: I may not have made any money, but I still have to eat.
When it's moving sideways, that's even more reason to grab a bite—otherwise, staying up all night wouldn't be worth it.
The delivery guy knows me by now. Last time he said, “Man, this order's two hours later than your last one.”
I said, “Can't help it. If the candlestick chart's awake, I'm awake.”
Honestly, staying up late isn't because the charts are so beautiful. It's those three little words—“what if?”—that wear you down. What if tonight's the night the market turns? What if I miss it while I'm asleep? But after watching the market for all these years, I've learned that the moves that are coming won't give you an extra cent just because you stayed up two more hours, and the moves that are leaving won't stop just because you're watching. Your health is the one position that can never get liquidated, so don't leverage it.
Tell me: what's the most outrageous late-night snack you've ever ordered while watching the charts?
(Original joke)
There are only two states for crypto people late at night:
staring at the candlestick chart, waiting for a “what if”;
staring at the food delivery app, waiting for another “what if”—what if this late-night snack could cheer me up?
I've noticed a pattern: the wilder the market gets, the more ridiculous my late-night food orders become.
When it goes up, I treat myself to something nice: this one's on the market.
When it goes down, I turn my frustration into an appetite: I may not have made any money, but I still have to eat.
When it's moving sideways, that's even more reason to grab a bite—otherwise, staying up all night wouldn't be worth it.
The delivery guy knows me by now. Last time he said, “Man, this order's two hours later than your last one.”
I said, “Can't help it. If the candlestick chart's awake, I'm awake.”
Honestly, staying up late isn't because the charts are so beautiful. It's those three little words—“what if?”—that wear you down. What if tonight's the night the market turns? What if I miss it while I'm asleep? But after watching the market for all these years, I've learned that the moves that are coming won't give you an extra cent just because you stayed up two more hours, and the moves that are leaving won't stop just because you're watching. Your health is the one position that can never get liquidated, so don't leverage it.
Tell me: what's the most outrageous late-night snack you've ever ordered while watching the charts?
(Original joke)