I went to the hospital for a full checkup. The doctor read my report and stayed silent for three minutes.
Blood pressure: fluctuates with BTC. When it’s high, I’m afraid of missing out; when it’s low, I’m afraid I’ll have to sell at a loss.
Heart rate: 180 when I see a green candle, 60 when I see a red one (I’ve given up).
Eyesight: I can see green bars from 1.5 meters away more clearly than traffic lights.
Neck: Eight hours a day looking down at charts. The physical therapist said it was the worst “bull market neck” they’d ever seen.
Sleep: Deep sleep only happens during sideways action in a bear market.
Medical history: Bought in at the top once, got stuck for three years, and now I’ve built up immunity.
Doctor’s orders: Delete the app? No way. Not in this lifetime.
The doctor finally asked, “So what exactly is this condition?”
I said, “It’s called ‘holding a position.’”
What would your doctor be most shocked to find in your checkup?
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Blood pressure: fluctuates with BTC. When it’s high, I’m afraid of missing out; when it’s low, I’m afraid I’ll have to sell at a loss.
Heart rate: 180 when I see a green candle, 60 when I see a red one (I’ve given up).
Eyesight: I can see green bars from 1.5 meters away more clearly than traffic lights.
Neck: Eight hours a day looking down at charts. The physical therapist said it was the worst “bull market neck” they’d ever seen.
Sleep: Deep sleep only happens during sideways action in a bear market.
Medical history: Bought in at the top once, got stuck for three years, and now I’ve built up immunity.
Doctor’s orders: Delete the app? No way. Not in this lifetime.
The doctor finally asked, “So what exactly is this condition?”
I said, “It’s called ‘holding a position.’”
What would your doctor be most shocked to find in your checkup?
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