Me: “I just bought 5,000 FCFA worth of Bitcoin. 🚀💰”

The market: 📈 +2%

Me: “IT’S OVER! I’M AN INVESTOR! 😂😂”

5 minutes later:

The market: 📉 -3%

Me: “Binance, bro… can we talk for two minutes? 😭🤣”

Bitcoin: “You wanted to get rich quick, didn’t you? 😭”

Me: “I only asked for a 10,000 FCFA profit, not a life lesson! 😂”

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