$BTC
BTC, when the Fed’s rate hikes hit the Clarity Act and it didn’t pass—according to this script, the market should have been sent into a panic, clutching at its head and running. Instead, Bitcoin stubbornly climbed more than 5%, breaking straight through the $80,000 mark.

After two straight days of outflows, BTC ETF funds have also caught on, turning around to pull in roughly $160 million again. The market’s ability to withstand pressure is definitely something. Now it remains to be seen whether this time the $80K level is a real breakout—or whether the weekend will bring another round of chop and shakeouts.