These days people are discussing the Apple iPhone Duo, but has anyone noticed one thing: it takes 10,000 jin of rice to swap for a foldable phone like that? And 10,000 jin of rice would be enough to feed someone from birth to 100 years old.

So I decided to go buy a Huawei, but when I looked at the price, I realized it would take 20,000 jin of rice. Forget it—I’ll just stick with my current iPhone 12. It’s a bit older, sure, but it’s very handy, and it never hangs or lags.