Former U.S. President Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, announces that he will launch the Meme Coin LAPTOP, scheduled to be issued on the Base chain on September 9.

Why is it called LAPTOP?
It’s basically just reheating old leftovers. In 2019, Hunter left a MacBook Pro at a computer repair shop in Delaware. The owner later discovered it contained a large amount of private content. Then the New York Post exposed the email contents from the computer, raising questions about whether their family used power to conduct self-dealing for financial gain.

The total supply of LAPTOP is 1 billion coins.
Founding team holds 30%: locked for 6 months, then gradually unlocked over two years. (Do they really dare to call this a meme coin?)

Airdrop 20%: split into two rounds—airdropped to investors who lost money on $TRUMP , as well as subscribers to his Substack and his friends, and to users of video journalist Andrew Callaghan’s email list.

20%: used for charitable donations, liquidity provision, exchange partnerships and market-maker distribution, as well as accounting, legal, and compliance costs for the token foundation.

30%: used for the burn mechanisms to execute 30 preset events. If the relevant events are achieved within the specified time frame (e.g., Bitcoin hitting a new all-time high, LAPTOP’s market cap exceeding TRUMP, etc.); if they are not achieved, the corresponding proportion of tokens will be donated to charities.

This is the most disgusting meme coin I’ve ever seen