$Earth President I have participated in this year’s Earth President election and won an overwhelming victory
Thank you all for your support
Your mom plays mahjong on her phone, plays cards, violates the law—gets sentenced to 500 years of ushering at KTV, and her wages are confiscated
Your dad drives overloaded, buys horses—violates the law—gets sentenced to 800 years in Siberia planting potatoes, and his wages are confiscated
And you—if you crawl through the internet to watch porn without patriotism, you’re violating the law—get sentenced to 666 years of watching it, can’t stop; wake up and watch. Still want your salary? You’ll owe the Earth President $100 million for every year you live
Thank you all for your support
Your mom plays mahjong on her phone, plays cards, violates the law—gets sentenced to 500 years of ushering at KTV, and her wages are confiscated
Your dad drives overloaded, buys horses—violates the law—gets sentenced to 800 years in Siberia planting potatoes, and his wages are confiscated
And you—if you crawl through the internet to watch porn without patriotism, you’re violating the law—get sentenced to 666 years of watching it, can’t stop; wake up and watch. Still want your salary? You’ll owe the Earth President $100 million for every year you live