Help, is this broken market trying to make everyone report to the electronic factory? 😡
Waking up with my heart skipping a beat. I thought I could just chill and achieve financial freedom, but this market wants me to "financially self-destruct" instead!
Bitcoin: Are you a reincarnated diver or what?
77003.
Haha, so much for the promised bull market lasting forever! This Bitcoin really can’t handle compliments; just a two-point rise and it’s already bungee jumping. Is that over ten thousand BTC ETF net outflow for real? Those Wall Street foxes are running faster than rabbits, while BlackRock is over there shouting, "Everyone, don’t panic, I'm bottom-fishing," yeah right! Just because you’re missing a bit of my fees, huh? If this 77k level can’t hold, everyone better get ready to queue on the rooftop for their tickets!
Ethereum is no better: Just change your name to "ETH Crash" already.
2120 range.
I’m really fed up with the Ethereum Foundation! Every time the market takes a breath, you pull BTC out of Lido to sell. 50 million dollars? Are you short on cash for salaries or for a trip to Mars? If we break below 2100, we’ll be losing our shorts too. Meanwhile, that HYPE next door is skyrocketing, and you’re here strolling like an old lady—can’t you show some ambition?!
Talking about long-term holding, but behind the scenes, selling harder than anyone else.
Don’t touch leverage: What kind of leverage are you planning to use in this market? You must really be tired of living.
Mindset is collapsing: Right now, the market is like "bulls are crying, bears are laughing, institutions are cashing out, and I’m going crazy."
Final warning:
Don’t ask me if it’s time to bottom-fish; my wallet is cleaner than my face! If you insist on entering the market, I suggest you burn some high incense at a temple first, or just turn off your phone and take a long nap.
I really don’t want to stay in this messed-up circle for even a minute longer; once I break even (though I have no idea when that’ll be), I’ll definitely delete this app and run! Ugh! #ETH $BTC $ETH
Waking up with my heart skipping a beat. I thought I could just chill and achieve financial freedom, but this market wants me to "financially self-destruct" instead!
Bitcoin: Are you a reincarnated diver or what?
77003.
Haha, so much for the promised bull market lasting forever! This Bitcoin really can’t handle compliments; just a two-point rise and it’s already bungee jumping. Is that over ten thousand BTC ETF net outflow for real? Those Wall Street foxes are running faster than rabbits, while BlackRock is over there shouting, "Everyone, don’t panic, I'm bottom-fishing," yeah right! Just because you’re missing a bit of my fees, huh? If this 77k level can’t hold, everyone better get ready to queue on the rooftop for their tickets!
Ethereum is no better: Just change your name to "ETH Crash" already.
2120 range.
I’m really fed up with the Ethereum Foundation! Every time the market takes a breath, you pull BTC out of Lido to sell. 50 million dollars? Are you short on cash for salaries or for a trip to Mars? If we break below 2100, we’ll be losing our shorts too. Meanwhile, that HYPE next door is skyrocketing, and you’re here strolling like an old lady—can’t you show some ambition?!
Talking about long-term holding, but behind the scenes, selling harder than anyone else.
Don’t touch leverage: What kind of leverage are you planning to use in this market? You must really be tired of living.
Mindset is collapsing: Right now, the market is like "bulls are crying, bears are laughing, institutions are cashing out, and I’m going crazy."
Final warning:
Don’t ask me if it’s time to bottom-fish; my wallet is cleaner than my face! If you insist on entering the market, I suggest you burn some high incense at a temple first, or just turn off your phone and take a long nap.
I really don’t want to stay in this messed-up circle for even a minute longer; once I break even (though I have no idea when that’ll be), I’ll definitely delete this app and run! Ugh! #ETH $BTC $ETH
